[00:00.00]Puberty's Gonna Get Me - Chris
[00:07.63]You Puberty's gonna get me
[00:11.34]No way to stop it now
[00:15.22]I offer a plea
[00:17.28]Just let me be
[00:19.01]But puberty says no how
[00:23.43]I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
[00:27.28]I'm feeling funny inside
[00:31.35]You Puberty's going to goe me
[00:34.72]And there's no where to run or to hide
[00:39.33]Two years ago all my skin was clear
[00:43.56]Nothings the same as it used to be
[00:47.85]Now that I'm growing I'm watching Fox
[00:51.54]'Cause I'm to old to watch ABC
[00:56.49]In my pants there's alot of hair
[01:00.30]Growing as if to spite me
[01:04.43]My scrodum looks just like a werewolf
[01:08.81]I'm scared that it might try to bite me
[01:13.69]O you puberty's going to get me
[01:22.55]There's nothing I can do
[01:26.18]There's no one to blame
[01:28.32]For all my shame
[01:30.38]And noone that I can sue
[01:34.68]After I turned from 12 to 13
[01:38.55]O how I wish I had died
[01:42.63]You Puberty's going to get me
[01:46.06]And there's nowhere to run or to hide
[01:50.71]When I was younger I hated girls
[01:54.94]They were to gushy and soft and cute
[01:59.10]Now when I see one my legs get weak
[02:02.82]And my wang makes a Hitler salute
[02:07.77]Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
[02:11.32]She was talented and plucky
[02:15.52]But now that I'm older and wiser
[02:19.89]I see that she's just really lucky
[02:24.79]O you pubety's going to get me
[02:33.82]I'm just completely screwed
[02:37.63]I beg and I say please go away
[02:41.47]And bother some other dude
[02:45.83]Everyone says hey don't be a spaz
[02:49.93]Just try and take it in stride
[02:53.84]You Puberty's going to get me
[02:57.28]I can feel it deep down inside
[03:02.26]I covered with fuzz
[03:06.64]And I'm crying because
[03:11.09]There's nowhere to run