[00:00.00]War(feat. Dream, Technoblade, TommyInnit, Quackity, Sapnap & Wilbur Soot) (Explicit) - Larry Poppins/Dream/Technoblade/TommyInnit/Quackity/Sapnap/Wilbur Soot
[00:00.37]Lyrics by：Brandon Charles Davis
[00:00.46]Composed by：Brandon Charles Davis
[00:00.56]War a state of armed conflict between different nations or states
[00:03.90]Or different cults within a nation or a state
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[00:06.95]Technoblade versus Sapnap
[00:08.78]When life gives me lemons I make steaks
[00:11.13]Challenging me was your first mistake
[00:13.06]I got underwear that's sprayed with gold
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[00:15.77]I could beat you with a blindfold
[00:17.55]I taste sweet as a delicious Starburst
[00:19.79]Techno you suck at rapping you aren't well versed
[00:21.90]My raps are furious they caused a rain
[00:24.06]This rap is gonna cause you lots of pain
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[00:27.07]Wilbur versus Quackity
[00:28.50]My breath is foul but my bars are brand new
[00:30.60]Been thinking about goats they look just like you
[00:32.56]My words are presents I deliver like Bart Simpson
[00:35.01]Get the f**k out lil b***h you a wimp son
[00:37.28]I just got appraised I'm worth ten thousand bunny
[00:39.32]Wilbur is this the bit where you're not funny
[00:41.56]I'm a thing of legend a regular Tom Hanks
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[00:44.00]Your s**tty music will never reach the ranks
[00:46.07]I'm going I'm going against a robot
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[00:48.06]Yeah gene
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[00:50.33]Welcome to class I'm professor funny
[00:52.41]You're a robot so this rap is free money
[00:54.65]Call this the start of my victory trip
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[00:57.00]I don't even need this line so let's skip
[00:59.06]One two three four five six zero
[01:01.23]I say 'sub sandwich' but some say 'hero'
[01:03.40]My rhymes melt on the tongue like cabbage
[01:05.54]My voice is crunchy and crisp so savage
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[01:16.76]Sapnap versus Larray
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[01:18.63]I don't mince words so let me cut to the tree
[01:20.63]It's barely a rap battle when it's you against me
[01:22.91]Oh
[01:23.60]You're not fit to hold my shirt
[01:25.32]I'm gonna come out of this rap unhurt
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[01:27.84]Check out my flow it's stronger than your
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[01:30.96]What I'm not reading
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[01:36.91]Dream versus Technoblade
[01:38.33]You're as helpless as a tiny sub count
[01:40.76]You're like fruitberries but at a discount
[01:42.60]Have you ever considered a career in youtuber
[01:44.98]Or are you going to keep being a loser
[01:47.25]Oh my God
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[01:49.03]There was so much potential there
[01:50.92]There's so much
[01:51.56]Bet you never heard of the birds and bears
[01:53.63]Imagine playing a game made of squares
[01:55.73]I'm the twenty-first century you're the Middle Ages
[01:57.95]Hating you is a career Mr. Beast pays me wages
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[02:00.86]Oh my god
[02:02.02]Oh my god
[02:03.21]Oh my god
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[02:07.42]Tommy versus Quackity
[02:09.00]No dress rehersal this is a public urinating
[02:11.03]Ohhhhhh
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[02:11.90]Your face is frustrating
[02:13.17]I'm the gamemaster playing you like just chatting
[02:15.48]When I say cho face I won't resist smacking it
[02:17.65]I'm not safe for work you're an episode of old style
[02:19.57]I wish that green b***h would've kept you in exile
[02:21.88]Look in the mirror see a poor man's oprah
[02:24.11]Tommyinnits biggest trait is drinking a lot of soda
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[02:27.03]Dream versus Tommy
[02:28.40]If you think you'll win you're straight-up happy
[02:30.55]Need me in your content otherwise it's just crappy
[02:32.78]What day is it
[02:33.89]The day you get cooked
[02:35.08]Put me in the title to get your viewers hooked
[02:37.09]You'd usually expect to find you in Sapnap's room
[02:39.26]Only talking youtube this is your doom
[02:41.45]If you were dying of thirst I wouldn't give you a piss
[02:43.60]Your s**t f**king channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist
[02:45.88]Oh my god
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[02:48.67]Sapnap versus Wilby
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[02:50.59]Struttin' like you're on the cover of time
[02:52.45]Your f**king music sucks it should be a crime
[02:54.66]You say you kill verses but you just commit murder
[02:56.65]You don't know where you are in the pecking order
[02:58.86]You want my autograph
[03:00.04]Cuz you look interesting
[03:01.24]Lend me a pen
[03:02.06]Oh wait you're not f**king listening
[03:03.42]Put up or shut up or fine dine
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[03:05.81]I'm not even gonna
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[03:07.82]Hahahhahahaha
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[03:11.18]He really stopped midway Sapnap
[03:12.85]He said you're not worth the oxygen
[03:14.68]Quackity versus Technoblade
[03:16.20]If I saw you online I would swipe taken
[03:18.66]My hot a*s rhymes will turn you straight into bacon
[03:20.80]I can't stop winning you're a total funny bone
[03:23.14]Your rhymes are boring just like your voice which is monotone
[03:25.98]Ohhhhohohohoho
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[03:27.68]All of your rhymes make me want to guffaw
[03:29.51]This battle's already over end your stream grandpa
[03:31.73]Rumor has it you attacked my church
[03:33.82]I could find your chances of victory with a google search
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[03:37.33]Technoblade wins