Can't Shake It

When we go out dancing on a Friday night

I get this funny feeling something's not quite right

My sense of rhythm is incontrovertibly s**te

I can't fake it

I can see the pity in your big brown eyes

The perpetrator lies between my back and my thighs

It doesn't wanna wiggle though I try try try

I can't make it

I get the feeling that I look absurd

I get the feeling that I look absurd

And it hurts

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

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I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

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Couldn't walk the line inside the country scene

And disco was a flop I'm sure no dancing queen

Couldn't really qualify for break dancing

I just break it

Tried moving my body to the latest hit

Someone called the nurse thought I was having a fit

I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in s**t

I can't take it

I get the feeling that I look absurd

I get the feeling that I look absurd

And it hurts

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

Oh

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

Oh

I just can't shake it

Oh no I just can't shake it

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

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I just can't shake it shake it

Oh

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

Oh

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

Oh

I just can't shake it shake it shake it

Oh no

I just can't shake it shake it

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