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Oskar Tennis Champion - Momus
Uncle Oskar an intensely
Idealistic tennis star
Goes to see a guru at an
Architecture seminar
It seems the radiant city will
Soon be ushered in
Where all things will be modular
And rational and clean
Green space tennis pleasures all planned
And nothing says the man
To fear or fail to understand
The world will be Ein Lichtspiel
Schwartz Weiss Grau
As predicted by the experts
At the Bauhaus Dessau
Oh Oskar Tennis Champion
We're sorry for your frau
Now Moholy Nagy is your holy cow
My uncle is inspired to start his
Dream home right away
He steps out of the hall
But in his hurry to his great dismay
He fails to see the rake
It bangs him in the face
Causing him to trip and
To his horror and disgrace
A barrel of molasses hanging
Dangling in the sky
Falls upon my uncle and it
Hits him in the eye
It trickles down his back
My uncle's quickly stuck
To the sleepers of the
Nearby monorail track
Oh Oskar Tennis Champion
Uh oh wow
Who but Le Corbusier
Could save you now
Next time we see our hero
Two experimental trains
Are hurtling down the monorail
Towards my uncle's balls and brains
Then comes a bolt of lightning
A sudden cut in power
My uncle sees the whole fa
Ade of a residential tower
Crashing down towards him
He doesn't worry though
His survival is assured by the
Position of the window
Oh Oskar Tennis Champion
What's up doc
Help he goes send Adolf
Loos or the Keystone Cops
Oh Oskar Tennis Champion
It's all gone wrong
Who knew you'd see Utopia
But you'd be King Kong
Oskar Tennis Champion uh oh wow
Can pompous Walter
Gropius save you now
Ultra modernism it's a drag
When Jacques Tati and Buster
Keaton write your gags
