I'm rolling my dough through the streets of Zurich city.
On the Bahnhofstrasse, the girls look at me giddy
when I whip my fat wad out.
I whisper sweet nothings about mergers and acquisitions,
and back at your flat watch me leverage my positions.
Put the liquidity in your assets now
I'll offer you a real attractive stimulus package,
prime your pump and bail you right out.
Abate all your tax, paper you in greenbacks
'Cause the girls can't get enough of my American muscle now
I'm all lawyered up to dodge the regulators
and the Treasury Secretary's know-nothing investigators.
I got the Swiss tax sheltering down.
I sailed through Fordham and wowed 'em back at Wharton.
I dominated Davos at the Economic Forum.
The Queen of Jordan won't stop calling me now.
I'll loosen up your credit and buy your troubled debt up.
We can make this transaction go down.
I'm 'bout to blow your top with my default swap,
'Cause the girls can't get enough of my American muscle now
So you can set your Yen burning and keep your Pounds Sterling,
your Deutschmark and your Dinar and Crown.
Divest yourself of Rupees 'cause my dollar's got groupies.
The girls can't get enough of my American muscle now
