Ditch - Sam Baker
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-a** wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
I'm crawling back down in the ditch today
The crews a bunch of stoners
The boss is a sh*t
Be a miracle if one of us
Does not get hit
By a ton of pipe
On a cheap a** chain
Swinging round the sky
In this pouring a** rain
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-a** wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
I'm
Crawling back down in the ditch today
My crazy-a** wife
She's nutty as her brother
Supposed to marry rich
According to her mother
Supposed to marry up
Now she is knocked up down
By a poor man
Wrestling a pipe in the ground
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-a** wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today
My wife god bless her and for what it is worth
Thinks she and taylor swift
Were twins at birth
Separated at birth
Earth to wife
Wife to earth
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-a** wife
A baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today
I'm glad I got work
Glad I got pay
I'm crawling back down in the ditch today
