[00:00.00]Siam - Spike Jones/His City Slickers
[00:45.05]You can look this wide world over
[00:46.56]You can search both land and sea
[00:48.35]But you'll never find another man like me
[00:51.88]If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am
[00:55.30]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[00:58.75]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:02.03]There's no greater man in Siam than I am
[01:05.71]Oh when I go walking by the women all give me the eye
[01:09.14]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:12.29]Oh no you ain't oh yes I am
[01:14.20]Oh no you ain't oh yes I am
[01:16.02]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:19.61]I've got sixteen double chins
[01:21.11]I'm father of Siamese twins
[01:23.03]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:34.11]I'm the fastest man in Siam
[01:37.89]There's no faster man in Siam than I am
[01:41.78]Lightning don't scare me none
[01:43.15]'Cause better time passed on long gone
[01:45.34]But I'm the fastest man in Siam
[01:47.25]Oh no you ain't oh yes I am
[01:49.05]Oh no you ain't oh yes I am
[01:50.84]I'm the fastest man in Siam I know I am
[01:54.50]When I call on my sweetheart
[01:56.06]I get there long before I'm start
[01:58.32]'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam
[02:08.28]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am
[02:11.54]There's no richer man in Siam than I am
[02:14.85]I wear diamonds on my nose
[02:16.54]And platinum toe nails on my toes
[02:18.36]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am
[02:21.55]Oh no you ain't oh yes I am
[02:23.39]Oh no you ain't oh what's happening
[02:25.22]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am
[02:28.74]I've got castles filled with gold
[02:30.17]Liquor ninety nine years old
[02:32.05]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am