My Brain Is Lagging

I woke up late, my phone says no

Five percent brain, overload

Coffee cold, socks don’t match

Dropped my toast, that’s a patch

Loading bar inside my head

Stuck at forty-nine percent

I try to think, it makes a sound

Like beep-beep-boop, I’m breaking down

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

Spinning like a broken dragon

Error noise inside my chest

Please reboot me, I’m a mess

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

Too much funk, not enough planning

If life’s a game, I missed the map

I just spam jump and hope I land

Dancing while my Wi-Fi cries

Talking to my fries like “hi”

Every thought goes left then right

Why am I like this tonight

Glitchy smile, funky beat

Tripped again on my own feet

If this is wrong, I’m not fixing

I call it style, not malfunction

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

Pixels falling, colors dragging

Laughing when I should be stressed

Honestly? I kinda like the mess

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

8-bit funk is hijacking

If the world hits pause on me

I’ll just dance in low FPS

Beep! (system panic)

Boop! (dramatic pause)

Funk too strong, send help please

Oops—nope—never mind, I’m vibing

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

Reality is slightly bending

If this is chaos, I’ll stay here

It’s funny, loud, and very me

My brain is lagging, lag-lag-lagging

Game over? Nah, keep mashing

Insert coin, restart the day

I’ll fail again in a cute way

Beep-beep—freeze frame smile

Lagging happily… for a while