Bobbie Jean Murphy

My uncle runs a sawmill

Up in the Ozarks

Where the wildfires

Still show scars

He met Bobbie Jean Murphy

At the Walmart

She writes romance novels

And he plays cards

They both play bingo

On a Monday night

They got a big screen TV

And they eat just right

And I wish I was in Missouri

With Bobbie Jean Murphy

She's the most famous writer

In all of Phelps County

But she only makes

Twenty-five hundred a year

'Cause she sells them to the

Dollar store down the street

But my uncle said

"Her heart's sincere"

And they both play bingo

On a Monday night

They got a big screen TV

And they eat just right

And I wish I was in Missouri

With Bobbie Jean Murphy