Andy's Babies

Does it hurt to be polite

Or is it just cool to be unkind

Must you always hurt the ones you love

And then get paid back in kind

Now now now

Andy is fine but his taste is not mine

Let me tell you I don't mean maybe.

I'm getting really tired of Andy's babies.

Some say that children should be seen and not heard

That's what I'd prefer.

Let's go downtown for a while

I'm sure you'll be forced to smile

When you see Andy's babies

And their bohemian lifestyle

Now now

Andy is a saint

But I'm losing my patience

I really don't mean maybe

Don't even wanna talk about Andy's babies.

So when he says his children will inherit the Earth

Isn't that absurd

In a word.

Trudy's in the bathroom

She's trying to clean up her act

And Donald's gone to mass

Yes we are thankful for that.

It's eight in the morning

And still you can't get no sleep

On account of Perfect Day

And all this White Light White Heat

Ah isn't that sweet.