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PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY - Spike Jones
Everyone say to begin the begin but no one she begins
Him so I will tell you how first you lift your right leg like
This then you lift your left leg like this then you lift both
Your legs to get I think
There must be an easier way to do this I think
This is our philosophy
This is our philosophy
And we're sure that you'll agree
People are funnier that anybody
Woman needs five dollars bad
Beauty facial must be had
Husband can't spare the money of course
But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse
Wife can't see well enough to drive
Car through garage doors twelve foot wide
But on husbands suit of Grey
She can spot a blond hair from a block away
This is our philosophy
This is our philosophy
And we're sure that you'll agree
People are funnier that anybody
Husband plays poker and enjoys
Sitting up all of night with the boys
But at home with his wife he'll fight
If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night
Wife runs faster than any gale
When she hears of a one cent sale
I'm saving you money to her husband she'll blab
But to get to the sale she takes a taxi cab
This is our philosophy
This is our philosophy
And we're sure that you'll agree
People are funnier that anybody
Man gets married says it's one good deal
He waited years for a home cooked meal
When wife has nice hot dinner on plate
He comes home from the poolroom two hours late
When single man kiss his girl goodnight
He gets filled with thrilled delight
But when husband kiss his wife to say the least
He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased
