'I I I I'm not gay I'm not gay'
It's hard to be a guy like me
Queer in Dallas closet free
So I moved to Austin
Just to see Dressed in drag my a*s got beat
I'm a homo like a refuge looking for that homo spree
'I I I I'm not gay I'm not gay'
It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
'I I I I'm not gay I'm not gay'
San Anton became my home
But I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail
But got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refuge looking for that homo spree
It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
Naked in the retrograde
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
'I I I I'm not gay I'm not gay'
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay'
I just pretend I am when I'm drunk
I have a girlfriend I'm not gay
'I I I I'm not gay I'm not gay'
