Dear John - Warren Smith
When I woke up this morning
There was a note upon my door
Saying don't make me no coffee babe
Cause I won't be back no more
And that's all she wrote
Dear John I sent your saddle home
Now Jonah got along in the belly of a whale
Daniel in the lion's den
I know a guy that didn't try to get along
And he won't get a chance again
That's all she wrote
Dear john I sent your saddle home
Now my gal's short and stubby
She's mean as she can be
If that little old gal of mine
Ever gets a hold of me
That's all she wrote
Dear John I fetched your saddle home
I went down to the bank this morning
The cashier said with a grin
I'm sorry for you little john
But your wife has done been in
That's all she wrote
Dear John I sent your saddle home
Now Jonah got along in the belly of a whale
Daniel in the lion's den
I know a guy that didn't try to get along
And he won't get a chance again
That's all she wrote
Dear john I sent your saddle home