[00:00.00]Steven's Last Night in Town - Ben Folds Five
[00:18.09]Everyone gather round now
[00:20.43]Sing us a song
[00:22.11]Just in case by tomorrow
[00:24.42]It happens he's gone
[00:26.51]For two weeks and seven days
[00:29.00]Our fair foreign friend
[00:31.15]I have this feeling
[00:32.89]We might never see Steven again
[00:39.45]But We thought he was gone
[00:41.87]Yet he's come back again
[00:43.85]Last week it was funny
[00:45.91]Now the jokes wearing thin
[00:48.06]'Cause everyone knows now
[00:50.24]That every night now
[00:51.85]Will be Steven's last night in town
[01:03.13]He's charmed everyone here
[01:05.21]Except Tamara Easter
[01:07.56]Who later revealed to him
[01:09.72]Her innermost secrets
[01:11.65]Won us over with stories
[01:14.05]About Linda McCartney
[01:16.35]Lost points with the ladies
[01:18.11]For saying he couldn't love a
[01:19.88]Woman with cellulite
[01:24.34]But We thought he was gone
[01:26.70]Yet he's come back again
[01:28.76]Last week it was funny
[01:30.67]Now the jokes wearing thin
[01:33.00]'Cause everyone knows now
[01:35.35]That every night now
[01:36.86]Will be Steven's last night in town
[02:17.49]We were talking 'bout something
[02:19.60]Seems like was funny
[02:21.47]Then Steven got quiet
[02:23.55]I think Steven was mad
[02:25.54]Maybe he wasn't mad
[02:28.45]But we felt really strange in
[02:31.17]The moment
[02:32.11]But the moment was past
[02:34.21]And forgotten about
[02:38.10]But we thought he was gone
[02:40.90]Yet he's come back again
[02:42.89]Last week it was funny
[02:44.89]And now the jokes wearing thin
[02:46.98]'Cause everyone knows now
[02:49.47]That every night now
[02:50.89]Will be Steven's last night in town