[00:00.06]If your havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.49]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one
[00:04.92]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:07.62]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.23]Rap critics that say he's Money Cash h*es
[00:12.42]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.15]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:17.46]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough
[00:19.77]I'm like *****critics you can kiss my whole *****
[00:21.84]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:24.90]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:27.30]They don't play my hits well I don't give a s**t SO
[00:30.36]Rap mags try and use my black a*s
[00:32.25]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads *****ers
[00:35.49]I don't know what you take me as
[00:37.26]Or understand the intellegence that Jay Z has
[00:39.57]I'm from rags to ritches n***as I ain't dumb
[00:41.28]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one
[00:42.63]Hit me
[00:42.99]99 Problems but a *****ain't one
[00:44.43]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:52.65]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one
[00:54.27]Hit me
[00:54.66]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
[00:57.06]In my rear view mirror is the mother *****in law
[00:59.43]I got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:02.16]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
[01:04.65]Now I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jay
[01:06.81]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
[01:09.21]So I pull over to the side of the road
[01:11.70]And I heard Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for
[01:14.28]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
[01:16.68]Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know
[01:19.35]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo
[01:21.51]Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four
[01:24.51]Liscense and registration and step out of the car
[01:26.55]Are you carryin a weapon on you I know alot of you are
[01:29.10]I ain't steppin out of s**t all my papers legit
[01:31.59]Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit
[01:34.02]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:36.42]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
[01:39.15]Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something
[01:42.36]Or somebody important or somethin
[01:43.71]Tah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
[01:46.53]Enough that you won't illegally search my s**t
[01:48.75]Well we'll see how smart you are when the K 9's come
[01:51.63]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one
[01:53.58]Hit me
[02:11.61]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:15.90]A n***a like myself had to strong arm a h*e
[02:18.39]This is not a h*e in the sense of havin a *****
[02:21.03]But a *****havin the God d**n sense try and push me
[02:23.82]I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
[02:25.80]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform
[02:28.74]You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:30.90]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:33.24]The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clappin
[02:36.12]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:38.43]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:40.92]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:43.26]Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:45.57]Paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
[02:48.21]D A tred to give the n***a the shaft again
[02:50.67]Half a mil for bail cause I'm African
[02:53.16]All because this fool was harrassin him
[02:55.38]Tryin to play the boy like he saccarhine
[02:58.29]Ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:20.01]I got 99 problems but this *****ain't one
[03:22.44]Hit me
[03:33.75]You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:36.09]It's your boy