One Way Ticket - The Darkness
It was a dusty old night and
I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me I really should cool it
Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought"I'd better have
Another one just in case"
Next thing i knew my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
I've always tried to keep
My vices under wraps
But a coach-load of mutes
Would appear talkative chaps
If they had seen fit to
Join me for a couple of hits
Now my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs
Burned for a moment
Then it kicked like a mule
The strangers I recruited
Thought it was rocket fuel
Several massive choking lines of glorius gack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
Stick it up your f**king nose
Holding court repeating myself
Each repetition slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to
Snort the white powder
The wheels came off but I'm still on track
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
