[00:00.00]Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink - Frank Zappa
[00:09.80]Hi and howdy doody
[00:11.98]I'm a union man
[00:13.23]You can call me Rudy
[00:14.54]Any of you boys not paid up on your cards
[00:19.06]You know I'm pleased to meet ya
[00:21.24]Been tryin all day to reach ya
[00:23.68]The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars
[00:28.44]Rock 'n' Roll stars
[00:35.86]You always know we
[00:37.48]Care so much
[00:39.41]About the way they
[00:42.23]Treat ya
[00:44.68]They say they got a lot of
[00:47.24]Reasons every day
[00:49.54]Just to get
[00:50.59]A chance to meet you
[00:51.85]To check and see
[00:53.97]No wrong been done
[00:56.03]That's one good reason
[00:58.37]I carry a gun
[01:00.56]I hope the bulge
[01:02.82]Don't bum you out
[01:05.01]Wanna get a good look
[01:07.27]Let me pull it right out
[01:09.58]Let me pull it right out
[01:11.83]Let me pull it right out
[01:14.20]Let me whip it right out
[01:35.27]Hi and howdy doody
[01:37.33]I'm a union man
[01:38.45]You can call me Rudy
[01:39.89]Any of you boys not paid up on your cards
[01:44.38]You know I'm pleased to meet ya
[01:46.57]Been tryin all day to reach ya
[01:48.88]The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars
[01:53.62]Hahahaha
[01:55.99]Welcome to Chicago
[01:58.19]Welcome to L A
[02:00.45]Welcome to our local here
[02:02.88]You'll always hear me say
[02:05.02]The work is here; It's a couple a bucks
[02:08.08]I'm sure you're glad to pay
[02:10.08]Whip it out here is your receipt
[02:11.82]Now I'll go away now I'll go away
[02:16.32]Now I'll go away now I'll go away
[02:20.68]Away-y-y Away-y-y Away-y-y
[02:34.38]Doowah