[00:00.00]I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas - Kay Martin & Her Bodygaurds
[00:09.61]I want a casting couch for christmas
[00:14.15]One to call my very own
[00:18.60]One on which a girl could retire
[00:22.40]With an occasional piece in front of the fire
[00:27.09]So santa don't you be a grouch
[00:31.79]Please send me a casting couch
[00:35.90]I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office
[00:40.42]I've been to hollywood and back
[00:44.90]My trouble isn't always fallen arches
[00:49.61]It's my aching sacroiliac
[00:53.25]I want a couch to call my own
[00:55.95]I've come to this decision
[00:58.18]The only wrestling that i'd see
[01:00.33]Would be on television
[01:02.68]I want a casting couch for christmas
[01:07.36]One to call my very own
[01:11.86]One that felt real soft to my skin
[01:16.13]And i could even get a little practice in
[01:20.78]Cause i don't wanna be a slouch
[01:25.26]On anybody's casting couch
[01:29.77]My manager's apartment's really soundproof
[01:34.25]Believe me you can't hear a single word
[01:38.69]Because he's working on a special theory
[01:43.15]That girls should be obscene and not heard
[01:47.65]One agent had an office
[01:49.86]That really was appealing
[01:52.11]He even had a movie script
[01:54.37]Projected on the ceiling
[01:56.55]I want a casting couch for christmas
[02:01.30]One to call my very own
[02:05.57]My dressing room should be gold starred
[02:09.96]So i'll take on all comers with no holds barred
[02:14.48]So santa on this i'll vouch
[02:18.93]If you'll bring me a casting couch
[02:22.91]You'll be surprised how far it gets you
[02:25.48]If you show a ju some jitsu
[02:27.45]On a casting couch