The Cow From Mars

The cow from Mars

Likes to eat cars

And he likes to drink at bars

Every Saturday night

The cow from Mars

Came to end all wars

And he’s coming

To a theater near you

The cow from the moon

Will be here soon

And he’s bringing

His own brand of joy

You will be pleased

He’s brought enough

moon cheese

For every

Girl and boy

The cow from Mars

He eats up cars

And he’s coming to

A theater near you

The cow from Mercury

I’m sure you plainly see

Is sunburned

From living so close

But don’t even mention

The word Bar-B-Q

Or he’ll hit you with

A radiation overdose

The cow from Mars

He eats up cars

And he’s coming to

A theater near you

The cow from Earth

Ate a Smurf

And now she only

Gives skim milk

Because it’s blue

That putrid hue

Just in case

You didn’t get that joke

The cow from Mars

He eats up cars

And he’s coming to

A theater near you

The cow from Venus...