Love's Lives Lost - No. 7, Kalamazoo! (《失落的爱情》 - 第七首，卡拉马祖！)

Kalamazoo! Kalamazoo!

What’s there to do in this Kalamazoo?

Is there a zoo? Or a band of Kazoos?

Or a cheap night motel for a quick rendezvous?

I assume there’s a lieu with good tiramisu,

Or a place for a brew and some chocolate fondue,

Oh help me see through or just let me ensue,

for I’m down and I’m blue stuck in Kalamazoo!

Kalamazoo! Kalamazoo!

What’s there to do in this Kalamazoo?

Is this the right state for some good barbecue?

do I get a tattoo down that dark avenue?

I assume it’s taboo to dismiss and pooh-pooh,

But something’s askew I had better eschew...

Please give me a clue! Is this Waterloo 2?

‘cause I’m down and I’m blue stuck in Kalamazoo!