[00:06.84]作词/作曲：尼龙Nylon
[00:18.26]编曲：IOF

[00:20.39]我励志当条咸鱼
[00:21.72]苦练如来神掌
[00:22.78]不听话难免于
[00:24.11]每周挨一巴掌
[00:25.44]唯二00后其实半斤八两
[00:27.56]跑去先告状的演技能拿奥斯卡奖
[00:30.22]我一直坚持练习游泳不是划桨
[00:32.61]尼龙你的皮再发痒
[00:34.20]小心战死沙场
[00:35.53]红领巾系好的小朋友
[00:37.12]老师才会嘉奖
[00:38.45]认真做好作业不许撒谎

[00:40.84]Why Why
[00:42.97]这一切的一切都是为什么
[00:45.89]Why Why
[00:48.28]为什么抢了尼龙的计程车
[00:50.94]Why Why
[00:53.06]为什么这些事都让我烦死了
[00:55.98]Why Don't cry
[00:57.84]Mom say hi never say byebye

[01:00.76]周末叫醒我的是家长的电话
[01:02.89]晚点再打why not
[01:04.22]作业记好why not
[01:05.81]定好时间的事为什么又变卦
[01:07.93]言出即行why not
[01:09.26]听老师话why not
[01:10.86]所有比赛我主队不必争冠亚
[01:12.98]永远第一why not
[01:14.31]永远必胜why not
[01:15.90]买杯瑞幸送个新的杯套why not
[01:18.03]送个新袋why not
[01:19.36]下次注意ok吗

[01:23.41]关卡一望无际 人类一败涂地
[01:26.06]学生挥手离别 离别时在雨季
[01:28.71]资助丰满羽翼 助力创造奇迹
[01:31.10]还记得刚来时好难教会学生的厘米
[01:33.50]不会写字的孩子老师来教你执笔
[01:36.15]全包班的课堂语文数学天文地理
[01:38.54]长江吹来的春风成为江风融为一体

[01:41.73]Why Why
[01:43.85]这一切的一切都是为什么
[01:46.53]Why Why
[01:48.65]为什么抢了尼龙的计程车
[01:51.84]Why Why
[01:54.00]为什么这些事都让我烦死了
[01:56.66]Why Don't cry
[01:58.52]Mom say hi never say byebye

[02:01.64]周末叫醒我的是家长的电话
[02:03.50]晚点再打why not
[02:04.82]作业记好why not
[02:06.42]定好时间的事为什么又变卦
[02:08.54]言出即行why not
[02:09.87]听老师话why not
[02:11.73]所有比赛我主队不必争冠亚
[02:13.59]永远第一why not
[02:14.92]永远必胜why not
[02:16.54]买杯瑞幸送个新的杯套why not
[02:18.72]送个新袋why not
[02:20.05]下次注意ok吗
[02:36.00]