[00:00.22]Paint That Lady - Tom Cardy
[00:10.27]We lock eyes from across the room
[00:13.47]And you say what's up wassup
[00:15.26]And I say what's up wassup
[00:16.73]And we know that it's good
[00:18.54]Do you want to be my lady lady
[00:20.41]I want to raise your baby baby
[00:22.60]My only job is to pleasure you lay down
[00:24.80]But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you
[00:27.14]Know you're dealin' with a gentleman when
[00:29.15]I got one thing on my mind
[00:31.56]Lovely lady wants the gentleman's d**k
[00:33.30]But first you're getting the acrylic
[00:35.08]I'm gonna paint you
[00:37.32]With my watercolours I'm breakin' out
[00:39.21]The watercolours for you
[00:40.13]We're gonna have sex very very good sex
[00:41.96]But not just yet why's that
[00:43.41]First I gotta paint you you gotta
[00:45.63]Paint that lady
[00:46.41]It's an aphrodisiac girl
[00:49.13]Get the monet like leo da vinci
[00:51.07]I paint your clam like a botticelli
[00:53.19]Before I let you get a whiff of this d**k
[00:55.15]I get to painting and I make it erotic
[00:57.45]You can be my rose and I can be your jack
[00:59.40]But we are not on a boat
[01:00.41]We are out the back of my
[01:01.85]Mother's house in a granny flat
[01:03.65]But the sexual tension is still titanic
[01:06.15]I can't wait to please you
[01:07.63]When I finish painting you
[01:09.10]In about five hours
[01:10.82]Hour three and you move your head slightly to the left
[01:13.33]Well I think I better start again
[01:14.95]Hour eight and the sun's coming up
[01:16.66]And the light has changed
[01:17.79]So I think I better start again
[01:19.40]The sexual tension has been greatly magnified
[01:21.54]By this twelve-hour bob ross joyride
[01:23.69]I made you wait now I know what you want
[01:25.54]And I'ma give it to you baby
[01:27.19]I'm going to do you oh yeah
[01:29.55]I'm gonna do you oh yeah
[01:31.71]What if I do you yeah yeah
[01:34.18]With my charcoal wait what
[01:35.87]I'm gonna paint you
[01:38.09]With my charcoal breakin' out the charcoal for ya
[01:40.83]I want to have sex definitely tonight
[01:42.85]But first I wanna get your head right
[01:44.44]I'm gonna paint you you gotta paint that lady
[01:47.24]I am definitely not stalling for time
[01:50.47]No
[01:51.11]I'm not definitely not definitely not
[01:53.42]No paint that lady
[01:54.92]I'm not stalling for time
[01:56.15]I really do want to have sex you gotta paint that lady
[01:59.11]I'm not sta-ta-ta-talling
[02:00.37]I'm not sta-ta-ta-talling
[02:01.93]You gotta paint that lady
[02:03.73]No if I was stalling you
[02:05.59]Would know that I was stalling because I'm bad at stalling
[02:08.37]I actually have to be up quite early
[02:10.17]In the morning you gotta paint that lady