[00:00.00]Dead Man's Shoes (Explicit) - Professor Green/James Craise
[00:00.82]Ahhhh mate
[00:06.17]Humming
[00:10.02]I want me a Vegas girl
[00:11.49]I don't like the song
[00:12.78]But I'd love me a Vegas girl
[00:14.32]How do I have the audacity to say this
[00:16.52]How many a bit of sadist girl
[00:18.34]I say this I say that Whatever I say I never take back
[00:22.28]I've got no respect ask Dream Mclean and his enormous head
[00:26.59]I ain't got the heart to care
[00:28.18]Ask him how long he spends in the barber's chair
[00:30.50]I wouldn't wanna be your barber
[00:32.34]Picture me on sheep on barber bahhh
[00:35.15]I'm green like a frog and I ribbit
[00:36.80]No I've not lost it I'm just being silly
[00:38.74]I really need an'ump and I'm going on millie
[00:40.67]I Don't mean I'm going on millie
[00:43.33]How much lower can he go
[00:44.45]My mind can only be described as unhealthy
[00:47.63]No I wasn't made in Chelsea
[00:48.98]I wear them dead man shoes
[00:53.16]I wear them dead man shoes
[00:57.18]I wear them dead man shoes
[01:01.22]I wear them dead man shoes
[01:07.88]You're gonna be the death of me
[01:15.14]I've had an idea
[01:16.15]Who knows how we can raise the national IQ I do
[01:18.39]Take every member of every reality TV show
[01:20.90]Throw a little trip on a ship and then sink the boat
[01:23.10]Thank God Millie quit the show
[01:24.44]I'm unbiased it's simple
[01:25.41]Millie would've been in the shitt ship too
[01:26.99]A prick to anybody and everybody there ain't a woman alive
[01:29.91]I wouldn't have gave it to
[01:31.06]But you came into my life
[01:33.08]And now everything's so sweet
[01:35.09]I've found my perfect match in a woman who give more hugs than me
[01:38.78]Millie
[01:39.95]Me and my bird are barmy
[01:41.47]Two peas in a pod edamame
[01:43.40]Couldn't care less what the world thinks of me
[01:45.07]I wear them dead man shoes
[01:49.66]I wear them dead man shoes
[01:53.62]I wear them dead man shoes
[01:57.67]I wear them dead man shoes
[02:03.56]In a couple of years I'll be speaking posh
[02:05.30]He ain't hood anymore he's a toff
[02:07.31]Picture me here speaking in a posh accent
[02:09.37]Come hither now clean my cock
[02:11.38]What
[02:12.30]'What did you say young man
[02:13.42]Is this the way you people behave young man
[02:15.54]That's when she hit me with the walking stick
[02:17.48]'That ought to teach you for talking sh*t'
[02:19.47]I don't even know who she was
[02:20.69]This is what the w**d does
[02:21.70]Millie I'm gonna be with you forever
[02:22.87]Or until the day we get divorced and I
[02:24.22]I get taken to the cleaners
[02:25.48]Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-errrr
[02:29.53]It's never gonna happen she's 68
[02:31.94]She has had 4 children
[02:33.16]It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
[02:34.88]I wear them dead man shoes
[02:38.00]I wear them dead man shoes
[02:42.05]I wear them dead man shoes
[02:46.19]I wear them dead man shoes
[02:52.20]I wear them I wear them
[02:54.00]Them dead man's shoes I wear them
[02:56.13]I wear them I wear them
[02:58.04]Them dead man's shoes I wear them
[03:00.06]Dead man's shoes I wear them
[03:02.35]Dead man's shoes I wear them
[03:04.16]I wear them I wear them
[03:06.12]Them dead man's shoes I wear them