Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself

I know this kid with really long hair

Likes to kiss you in public places

He gives good looks

And really pretty conversations, hey, hey

I'm not like him, I don't speak well in any place

I know this kid with a really nice clique

Likes to drag you into places

He takes nice walks

And would like to add you to his list

I know this kid with really nice feet

And really big teeth, hey, hey

I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

I know this kid with a really nice face

And a really special personality

He likes to stay out, sees and notes the goings-on

Always likes to be in the center, hey

I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

La da . . .