[00:00.00]Deacon Jones - The Sign Posters
[00:01.50]Good evening brothers and sister
[00:03.04]I'm very sorry to announce that Deacon Jones
[00:05.52]Will not be present at the services today
[00:07.61]He had a slight accident
[00:08.86]But he wants everyone to be happy because
[00:11.24]When you're happy that's what counts
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[00:15.66]Brothers and sisters and sisterettes
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[00:19.11]Deacon Jones sends his deepest regrets
[00:22.23]To the members of the flock
[00:23.93]Who are new around here
[00:25.65]
[00:26.89]There's somethin' 'bout the deacon
[00:28.81]That I wanna make clear
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[00:31.14]Who's honored and respected
[00:33.19]Deacon Jones
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[00:35.09]Now who's so unaffected
[00:37.47]Deacon Jones
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[00:39.83]When the sinner's moanin' low
[00:42.06]Who will share his tale of woe
[00:44.36]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[00:48.45]And who's so handsome and good lookin'
[00:50.84]Deacon Jones ummm hmmm ummm hmmm
[00:53.07]Who can smell a rooster cookin'
[00:55.38]Deacon Jones the good ole Deke
[00:57.30]And who gets all the chicken breast
[00:59.60]And leaves the giblets for the rest
[01:01.74]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[01:06.10]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[01:08.28]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[01:10.53]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
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[01:14.70]Now who will keep a siser singin'
[01:16.79]Deacon Jones umm hmmm ummm hmmm
[01:19.03]Who will also keep her phone a ringin'
[01:21.36]Deacon Jones Yes yes
[01:23.01]And when she's left all alone at night
[01:25.53]Who will help her see the light
[01:27.74]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[01:31.66]Now who's loved by all the congregation
[01:34.28]Deacon Jones Yes yes brother
[01:36.42]And who gives them consolation
[01:38.58]Deacon Jones umm hmmm umm hmmm
[01:40.68]When a sister's feelin' blue
[01:42.56]Who is it that consoles here in her pew
[01:45.08]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[01:49.29]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[01:51.46]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[01:53.49]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[01:57.74]Now who's the country's greatest lover
[02:00.10]Deacon Jones Yes yes
[02:02.26]Who makes all the other cats take cover
[02:04.48]Deacon Jones umm hmmm
[02:06.27]And when your gal is leavin' you
[02:08.55]Now just tell me who is she goin' to
[02:10.93]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
[02:14.98]Now who takes up all the contributions
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[02:17.30]Deacon Jones Yes yes
[02:19.24]And ah who tends to their distribution
[02:21.65]Deacon Jones
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[02:23.41]And before any of the dough is spent
[02:25.89]Who is it that takes out his 10 percent
[02:28.08]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
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[02:32.29]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[02:34.47]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[02:36.61]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones
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[02:40.88]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[02:43.01]Deacon Jones ho Deacon Jones
[02:45.36]Lordy Lord Hallelujah
[02:47.50]Lordy Lord Hallelujah
[02:49.59]Lordy Lord Hallelujah Deacon Jones