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Funkhauser (Explicit) - Hard N Phirm
All right all right
I want everyone to start clappin'
Everybody
C'mon follow me
A-one a-two
That's good clappin'
Burt usually not on beat
You just on stage
'Cause you look so handsome
But tonight you on beat all right
Alright Nathanial
Yo
I want you gimme a smooth bassline
Nice and smooth alright
Alright
A-one two three four
Yeah
Ooh
I like that like steppin' into a warm bath
Wash your soul
Make the people clean
Lymon come on in
Ah
Scooty yes pete yeah
Gimme something high up there
Here we go
Guitar
Aw this is smooth
I ain't never heard anything so smooth
But sometimes I like a little chunky
I want a little chunky in there
Lewis
Yeah
Do you think you can do that
Oh yeah
Chunky chunk
Now who we got on horns
Ok James and no-bone Willy
I want you to fly in nice and low
Now watch me now
And now woo yeah
Oh man I don't know
What we can do to make this better
Somebody take a eggbeater
And beat it against a skillet
I'm on it
You over there ready Freddy
Uh huh when I point you in
I want you to give me a duck call
Absolutely
Can you give me a duck call
I can give you a duck call
Let's get some ducks in here
Bow wow
Alright now I want somebody to take
That skill saw and make me a table
A funky table
Did you see Robert jump up on that
Woo I didn't even have to ask him twice
Now move that microphone up to
That vat of boiling pudding
Ok watch the microphone
Now take some of those softballs
And drop them in that pudding
You got it
Boss but make it funky
Now I don't like that lets try something bigger
You see that robot
Pick up that robot
They put me down
And drop him in the pudding
I can't swim
Alright now I want somebody
No-bone willy put that horn down
You all drop out
Willy
Yo
Take a dead rat throw it against the bus
Do what
Open that patio door
Take a dead rat throw it against the bus
Ok
Oh oh man that that that is repugnant
How's that table comin'
Almost finished gotta put the legs on
Alright
What else we got around here
I don't know
Take a fire extinguisher empty it
Into a vacuum
That's what we're gonna do
I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard
That's alright
'Cause it's hot in here
I'm serious you should rethink that
Table's done
Woo that is a beautiful table
Now I've wanted to do this for a long time
Somebody Stevie take a compaq presario
And a microwave generate a force field
That's right generate me a force field
With a compaq presario and a microwave
That's amazing Bert
Go over there see if you can touch Stevie
See if that thing is real
Ow
It really is real
Alright shut that thing off
I don't want no chernobyl
Not to mention the electric bill
Now what I'm gonna do is
Shove this fish through this kumquat
Ok
I'm gonna take this fish
Shh
Shh
Everybody
Shh
Quiet down guys
Excuse me guys
I'm sorry were we too loud was it the force field
I don't know what that means uh no
The 'paladins of ashod' D&D club booked
The room from 8 to 10 so
Wrap it up
Well you heard the man
Let's take it on the road
No no no no lea-leave the pudding
Could you hit that button for me
Alright excuse me
I'm claustrophobic so I'll take the stairs
Alright I'll see you down there
Haha you almost beat us down here
That's alright you go ahead
Thank you
Taxi
Jesus
Where'd you learn to drive
Shut up
Everybody in
Get into the death mobile
Let's go to froggys on 5th
Does anybody have my fish
And a kumquat
