That ripped real nice
How many times do I have to
Tell you You turn and slide
Turn and slide
You don't turn and slide
You throw it out
I get tetanus shots every time
I get dressed
We're not throwing it out I
Built it with my own hands
How about we sell it
All right
But you'll have to tell them
Can we stick you in another
Cabinet They seem all right
With it
The One with the Cat
Hey why did the chicken fall
Out of the tree
Why
Because you have doody
On your head
Yeah it was funnier
When Ben told it
Hey Monica It's Chip
Who's Chip
It was good running
Into you today
My number is 5559323 Give me
Chip is Chip Matthews
The guy who took Rachel to the
Because I ran into him at the
You're so lucky He's like the
I know
Chip Hi it's Monica
Oh my God We just had the
I was just leaving
Good
I've got a report to read
It's eight pages I hope I
Why Did you write it
Look at that
Chip Matthews called I wonder
Well actually
I bet he sensed that I was
Are you sure you want to hear
Chip Hi it's Rachel
Rachel Greene
You left me a message
Yes you did My roommate wrote
Monica Geller
He called to ask out Monica
That's got to be embarrassing
Dumb drunken *****
Thank you
Here's a question
Where'd you get the finest
First tell us where you got
It's your ad
Looks good
Stunning entertainment
Fine ltalian craftsmanship
You're selling the
Why I love it
You want it No
Five thousand dollars 5
Are you insane
The ad alone cost 300
I'm changing it to 50 or your
What kind of profit is that
What do you do
I can't believe you don't
I actually don't know
Oh my God no Shoo kitty
There's a kitty in my guitar
Everyone's gonna want one
Crazy
Oh my God What
Nothing
What's wrong
I just have this really strong
The mom you met in Montauk
That makes the fact that she
No She was a human lady
This is the spirit of my
No Dr Skeptismo
I'm sure first of all there's
And for another she went into
Which is lined with orange
My mother's favorite fish was
Cats like fish
You had me with orange felt
Hi Mommy
I haven't seen this smile in
Phoebe's mom's got a huge
When were you going to tell me
No I can't believe you'd want
That thing at the prom
I couldn't find him for hours
That was in high school How
Oh yeah you're right Moni cow
Okay I hear you
Why do you have to go out with
We went to different schools
We went to the same school
You went to one where you were
You rode on Chip's motorcycle
I went to one where I wore a
They had that specially made
It was a Home Ec project
Oh my God They said it was
Back then I thought that I'd
Now he's called me up and
The fat girl inside me really
I never let her eat
You go out with him Really
If possible could you leave
I'll try
Any luck getting rid of the
There were a couple calls but
Joey has a very careful
Not everyone is qualified to
Stop it
She keeps trying to get away
How long is your mom going to
I'm not sure
I guess until she gets used to
A new mom
Now she's worried that she'll
That's not going to happen is
I have to go make a call
Why not use this phone
I'm returning a call from a
I just spelled the wrong word
Anyway I don't want to do it
Hey you swore you would never
So am I crazy or does Phoebe's
Ross don't start
You actually believe there's a
I believe it
No you don't
No you
You won't suck me into this
Sure I will Because you
I do not always have
Jurassic Park could happen
And you know what Actually I
You were kidding about the
Pretty nice
Pardon my roommate He wanted
We don't have 50 But would
We got a canoe
I don't think we need a canoe
You got to take it
Just take the entertainment
Then when you get home throw
We're not throwing it away I
Good for you
You won't believe what I found
Look familiar
Apparently Phoebe's mother
Wait a minute This is not the
A little girl's looking for
Yeah 200 reward split five
Do we have to tell her
Yes we do But it's made her
Little girl misses her cat
Crazy lady thinks her mother
I have to go have dinner with
Can I trust that when you see
Thank you
I hate when Ross is right
He is right isn't he
This might be one time when
You think Oh no He's
About your mom
How's that going
So great We took a nap
Mom fell asleep on my tummy
That's so sweet
I'm gonna get some coffee
What'd you say Joe I'll be
I just feel so
All right I'm coming
Not yet not yet not yet
Hello Chip How you doing
I'm great
Got a great job I have
Though I'm not seeing anyone
So Monica ready yet
She'll be out in a second
So Chip how's Amy Welsh
Amy Welsh I haven't seen her
So Monica about ready
Well you guys have fun
Bye Chip
Are you sure you're okay
Okay great
This is the unit for you
Sturdy construction tons of
Some big enough to fit a grown
What Yeah I got in there
My roommate bet me 5 I
Then he stuck a board through
It was funny till I felt like
No you can't fit in there
Oh yeah
If I can't
I'll knock 5 off the
All right you have yourself a
See I told you
Sometimes I come in here just
Hey a nickel 5
Here we are
You still have the Chipper
The what
That's what we called your
A motorcycle's a chopper
And you're Chip
Never mind
I think it's cute
A lipper from Chipper
Are you still in touch with
I still hang with Simens and
I run into Goldie
Stick Brown Sulkov McGuire
J T Beardsley
Is that all
After high school you kind of
I ran into Richard Dorfman
How is he Me and Simens
Isn't he an architect
They still wear underwear
Oh my God
What
Are you all right
What happened
Oh man he promised he wouldn't
How were you locked in Where
This guy came by to look at
And he said it won't fit a
So you got in voluntarily
I was trying to make a sale
If I ever run into him you
Bend over **
And then Zana just let one
Not that I don't enjoy talking
Because I do
Maybe we can talk about
I don't know where you work
You know where I work I do
The movie theater You used to
Still at the Multiplex
Like I'd give up that job
Free popcorn and candy anytime
I can get you posters
Thanks I'm set
Oh you know who came in the
Do you still live with your
Yeah but I can stay out as
You know with all of our stuff
Why couldn't he have been a
They really got you guys Your
Your microwave the stereo
Man he took the five of
No here it is
Oh my God What happened
Joey was born and then 28
So how was your date
Well I always wanted to go out
Tonight I actually went out
Honey I'm sorry
Not only did I get to go out
I got to dump Chip
That's so great I know
They saidYou don't have
You didn't tell her
Okay fine
Listen
This cat belongs to a
There are flyers all over the
I'm sorry sweetie
We can take her back with you
But you know she chose to find
I have to respect her
That's a good call That's
Enough is enough
I'm sorry you feel guilty
But this isn't your old mom
This is a cat
Julio the cat
Not Mom Cat
Ross how many parents have you
None
Then you don't know how it
I believe this is my mother
Even if I'm wrong who cares
Just be a friend okay Be
I'm sorry
Okay
I don't know what to say
You could say
You're sorry to her mom
I think she would like that
Come here Here come here
Mrs Buffay
Sorry about what I said
It was insensitive of me to
That you were just a cat
When clearly you are
The reincarnated spirit
Of my friend's mother
Thank you
We both forgive you
What will you do about the
Listen
Mom I hope you know you still
You're welcome to come back
If she'd come back as a couch
Come on I'll take you home
I'll go with you Me too
I got an extra futon
Dude you don't have to brag
You know
It's peaceful out here
