[00:00.000] 作曲 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith
[00:00.009] 作词 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith
[00:00.29]This is the dog
[00:01.37]Why do you have the dog?
[00:02.29]How long have you had him?
[00:03.25]What time is it?
[00:03.95]Around 4 4
[00:04.87]Since yesterday
[00:05.41]What?We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible
[00:08.45]So people stop tearing up my park
[00:10.04]Wait, Dad, can we sidebar?
[00:11.62]I have a totally unrelated question
[00:13.66]You know how you've always said we should get a dog?
[00:15.91]I’ve never said that in my life,Cole
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[00:18.41]I know it looks like dog napping behavior
[00:20.91]But trust me dad,I'm this furry guy's savior!
[00:23.50]Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle
[00:25.66]Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel
[00:27.95]And it's not like I took him,if anything he took me
[00:30.08]He took my breath away when he was taking a pee
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[00:33.04]Puttin' aside this is probably against the law
[00:34.83]That's just a tiny flaw
[00:36.08]Son, you can't have a dog
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[00:37.58]Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him
[00:39.70]I know that's a double negative but I'm smart and
[00:42.20]I’ll take him to the veterinarian when he's ill
[00:44.33]I’ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill
[00:46.79]Right now he's a lap dog in the lap of luxury
[00:49.16]But he shouldn't be cooped up, he should be out there running free
[00:51.58]Look at his eyes, can't you see that he's sad man?
[00:53.75]I’ll clean up his poops, you can call me Mr.Bag-hands
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[00:56.45]Mr.Bag-hands?
[00:58.70]When he poops I'll pick it up
[00:59.75]You'll pick it up?
[01:00.37]I’ll pick it up
[01:00.83]When he poops I'll pick it up
[01:02.58]No you won't
[01:02.66]I will,I love that dog
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[01:04.33]Son, we gotta think about the consequence
[01:08.45]What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
[01:12.29]Can't keep this dog
[01:13.45]Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
[01:17.79]I promise to pick up his every excrement
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[01:21.91]He has a home we have to give him back
[01:24.45]I’ll take good care of him
[01:25.79]We're done discussing that we can't keep him
[01:28.20]That's not part of the plan
[01:29.08]We have to keep him, he makes me want to be a better man, please dad!
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[01:34.00]When he poops I'll pick it up
[01:35.00]I’ll pick it up, when he poops l'll pick it up
[01:37.54]Not that it matters, but no, you won't
[01:38.37]I love that dog
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[01:39.66]Son, we gotta think about the consequence
[01:43.95]What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
[01:47.62]Can't keep this dog
[01:48.83]Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
[01:53.04]I promise to pick up his every excrement
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[01:57.25]Alright, so it's settled
[01:58.91]We're keeping him
[01:59.58]You know, it seems like it's going to be really great to have around
[02:02.29]No
[02:02.66]He's my best friend
[02:03.58]Doesn’t matter
[02:04.16]I love you, Dad
[02:04.79]I love you too, son
[02:05.96]We’re not keeping the dog