Strollin at the con, shopping
Checkin out the stalls
Mmmm
Wow, that design looks sweet
I'd like to buy, tell me, what's the fee?
Clerk turns around, takes one look at me
Says, hold up, let me see
Clerk then says, I changed my mind
You can't have it, this one's mine
To bad, guess I'll go stand in line
Had my eye, on that design
Damn, what a waste of time
Is this food really worth it?
Been standing in line forever
Oh man, I really need to pee
Ask the bro, hold my spot for me
Run across the bathroom, squeak squeak
Ahh, feeling nice, sighs of relief
Hurry back, can't find my spot
Where's that guy, no sign, no shot
He's totally gone, I'm distraught
Ain't no sweat, take a breath
Hop back in line
Oh no, it's the sorry we're closed sign
Damn, what a waste of time
Looks like my favorite anime
Is about to have a Q and A
Sitting here, can't get comfy, I hate this chair
It's kind of stuffy, breathing hard, heavy air
I can't see, not that tall, bro move your hair
In front of me, a big poofy wig
Who's on stage, don't know who that is
Oh no, I misread the information sign
I'm totally in the wrong place
Damn, what a waste of time
Checking out the cosplay competition
These ladies lookin spicy
Mmmm
That chick in the back, right looks cute
Yeah the one in the Sailor moon cosplay suit
Oh shoot, her eyes locked with mine
Might as well go ask for her phone line
As I approach, shakes her head no
Says I decline
Damn, what a waste of time
