[00:00.00]老司机 - Heyo/Vyan
[00:04.40]词：Heyo/Vyan
[00:08.80]曲：Heyo/Vyan
[00:13.20]编曲：方块兄弟（Vyan/史家汝）
[00:17.60]混音：Vyan
[00:22.01]Heyo：
[00:26.41]我有一个秘密我搭完那个
[00:28.81]
[00:29.61]很开心的然后我们打了的的
[00:32.18]
[00:32.96]遇到了就是那个老司机
[00:35.41]
[00:36.14]他常常去修车所以很busy
[00:38.58]
[00:39.40]他问我来自哪里他说他来自大理
[00:42.61]他说他泡过都大概变了Aunties
[00:45.93]然后了他就吹着他的
[00:48.41]
[00:49.23]还介绍了他的弟弟
[00:51.23]Vyan：
[00:52.14]我从来没有见过客人那么傻
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[00:55.37]他说的普通话听着像泰国话
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[00:58.74]他说他刚下飞机想要
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[01:02.07]我真的很想打电话去叫警察
[01:04.28]
[01:05.39]他一上车就开始胡言乱语
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[01:08.75]用他的港普开始胡乱造句
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[01:11.72]他不断跟我说你带带我吧老司机
[01:14.74]我内心只有一个想法就是弄死你
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[01:19.08]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[01:22.04]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[01:24.73]
[01:25.50]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[01:28.14]
[01:28.71]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[01:31.29]
[01:32.02]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[01:34.71]
[01:35.33]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊
[01:38.15]
[01:38.67]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[01:41.31]
[01:41.99]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊
[01:44.74]Heyo：
[01:45.32]当坐了很久我们又聊起来
[01:47.69]
[01:48.56]他说的每个活动我们都很期待
[01:51.73]当我们慢慢说啊慢慢问个明白
[01:54.22]
[01:54.88]才知道刚刚过了个礼拜
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[01:58.09]Hi啊你说了那么多是废的你就不用说
[02:00.94]
[02:01.51]我说啊我来自香港啊然后你问我
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[02:04.94]你问啊在香港的歌手现在多不多
[02:07.59]
[02:08.14]很多啊多到来这边工作
[02:10.28]Vyan：
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[02:11.58]无论我说什幺他都说无聊
[02:13.43]
[02:14.25]他说他在香港是个大土豪
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[02:17.65]他买单的时候说他没支付宝
[02:19.91]
[02:20.94]所以他的样子相当地苦恼
[02:23.17]
[02:24.24]然后他给我一大叠的
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[02:27.49]我说这根本不值钱你别装
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[02:30.60]可谁让我的顾客就是我的上帝
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[02:34.04]我祝你射击只能射上墙壁
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[02:37.97]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[02:40.61]
[02:41.24]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[02:43.66]
[02:44.22]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[02:46.96]
[02:47.49]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[02:50.28]
[02:51.00]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[02:53.62]
[02:54.18]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊
[02:56.81]
[02:57.53]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[03:00.05]
[03:00.66]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊
[03:03.52]
[03:04.29]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[03:07.33]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[03:10.07]
[03:10.67]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[03:13.31]
[03:13.82]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊
[03:16.63]
[03:17.32]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[03:19.85]
[03:20.41]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊
[03:23.70]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊
[03:27.06]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊