Who Nose My Problems

Dust in the air, pollen in the breeze

My nose starts to itch - it's a cruel tease

Just when the pressure reaches Level TNT

My sneeze thinks it's time to play hide and seek

I wiggle and wriggle and look straight at the sun

But my rebellious nose just makes me look like the stupid one

My boss asks me why I make faces like that

He asked me, Why are you trying to look like a cat?

Why? Why? You are part of me

Can't we two live together in harmony?

Nose, you know, I don't like playing your games

Get your act together and I'll stop calling you names

You! You! You're the problem here

Can't you just play nice like my eye or my ear?

When I think my nose has taken back seat in my life

A pimple thinks my nose is the best place to reside

At first I think it's outside, then see it's inside

Squeezing 'til I cry couldn't set this growing problem right

I can't stop touching my nose. Man this is getting old

A nice chick looks my way, thinks I'm digging for gold

She whispers to her three hot friends; they look and laugh

How embarrassing! There's no recovering from that

Why? Why? You are part of me

Can't we two live together in harmony?

Nose, you know, I don't like playing your games

Get your act together and I'll stop calling you names

You! You! You're the problem here

Can't you just play nice like my eye or my ear?

I'm in a lecture, someone's got something important to say

But no surprise my nose thinks it's most important today

For my future, I try to pay attention and pass my tests

But my nose starts a running. Don't it know it's a pest?

Five minutes later, I haven't heard a word

No tissues nearby, snot's gone past first, second, and third

I try not to sniff, try to be discreet

I pretend I scratch my lip and then wipe on my seat

Man, that's not cool

Well, what would you do?

Why? Why? You are part of me

Can't we two live together in harmony?

Nose, you know, I don't like playing your games

Get your act together and I'll stop calling you names

You! You! You're the problem here

Can't you just play nice like my eye or my ear?

Now it's time to go to bed, gotta do one last pick

But my fingernail's too long, or my finger's too thick

I try to excavate my upper airway with finesse

But it's way up there too deep, I force it and transgress

My nose's inner lining scratches open and I see

On the tip of my retracted finger, evidence that I bleed

Now I have to get up out of bed and look around for some tissues

I bang my toe and bump my head, adding to my list of issues

Why? Why? You are part of me

Can't we two live together in harmony?

Nose, you know, I don't like playing your games

Get your act together and I'll stop calling you names

You! You! You're the problem here

Can't you just play nice like my eye or my ear?