So, Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed - Johnny Bond
So round so firm so fully packed
That's my gal
So complete from front to back
That's my gal
Toasted by the sun
And I'm a son of a gun
If she don't make my five o'clock shadow
Come around at one
You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile
Through the snow
Just to see the toothbrush smile
They mentioned on the radio
If you don't think she's a lot of fun
Just ask the man that owns one
So round so firm so fully packed
That's my gal
So round so firm so fully packed
He's for me
He's just like a money back
Guarantee
Like a bar fly goes for a drink
Like the Bobby Sox goes for Frank
And just like Jesse James would go
For money in the bank
Now she's so sweet and perfect size
She's a whiz
But she wears a forty five
Gun that is
She's got the look that's so impressive
She's got the pause that's so refreshing
So round so firm so fully packed
That's my gal
