[00:00.00]I Make Hamburgers - The Whitlams
[00:14.59]My first customer was Megan
[00:16.32]She came in for a hamburger with the lot
[00:20.01]No meat
[00:21.64]Hey that's a salad roll I said
[00:23.64]And we started going out
[00:28.73]My second customer was Susan
[00:30.42]She came in for diet pepsi morning tea
[00:34.13]Each day and I said
[00:35.88]You don't need to be on a diet
[00:37.93]Do you wanna come out tonight
[00:42.01]I said I'll bring Gringo
[00:43.74]He's got a lot of money
[00:45.42]And he'll take us to the bars
[00:47.24]Where they've got a view
[00:48.62]He'll buy us all those beers
[00:50.30]They give it in bottles
[00:51.19]They put lemon in the top
[00:52.10]It don't taste too bad I'm
[00:54.21]Telling you
[00:57.97]Telling you
[00:59.51]Woah woah wooh
[01:01.36]My third customer was Maria
[01:03.85]She came in for hot chips and sauce
[01:06.13]More sauce she said
[01:07.76]I said now you're talking
[01:09.40]She took me home
[01:11.63]To meet her mother
[01:16.41]My fourth customer was Sandy
[01:18.25]She came in for nothing I could see
[01:21.71]Except me
[01:23.40]So it was I too was eating a hamburger sauce
[01:26.24]Within an hour
[01:29.67]I make hamburgers
[01:31.47]I get all the girls
[01:33.27]And I take 'em out to dinner
[01:35.44]And I give 'em all a whirl
[01:36.72]Ohoho
[01:37.28]They work
[01:37.84]I keep 'em if they don't
[01:39.39]I keep 'em too
[01:40.30]But I teach 'em all
[01:41.57]How to be dobidobidididi dirty girls
[01:45.71]Like you
[01:47.32]Woah woah wooh
[02:03.39]I said I'll bring Gringo
[02:05.00]He's got a lot of money
[02:06.77]And he'll take us to the bars
[02:08.52]Where they've got a view
[02:09.80]He'll buy us all those beers
[02:11.49]They give it to in bottles
[02:12.39]They put lemon in the top
[02:13.37]It don't taste too bad I'm
[02:15.52]Telling you
[02:19.11]Telling you
[02:20.92]Woah woah wooh
[02:22.65]I make hamburgers
[02:24.41]I get all the girls
[02:26.31]And I take 'em out to dinner
[02:28.37]And I give 'em all a whirl
[02:29.58]Ohohoh
[02:30.29]They work
[02:30.79]I keep 'em if they don't
[02:32.46]I keep 'em too
[02:33.31]But I teach 'em all
[02:34.48]How to be dobidobidididi dirty girls
[02:38.48]I make hamburgers
[02:40.31]I get all the girls
[02:42.98]Ohoohoh
[02:45.22]Ooooh
[02:46.63]And if they work
[02:48.30]I keep 'em too
[02:50.02]I keep 'em too
[02:54.37]I make hamburgers
[02:56.24]I get all the girls
[02:57.92]And I take 'em out to dinner
[03:01.34]Ohoohoh
[03:02.39]I keep 'em if they don't
[03:04.24]I keep 'em too
[03:05.10]But I teach 'em all
[03:06.34]How to be dobidobidobodididididi dirty girls
[03:10.35]I make hamburgers
[03:12.74]I get all the girls
[03:16.06]Take 'em out to dinner
[03:17.23]Ohoohoh
[03:18.64]I keep 'em if they
[03:20.51]Don't I keep 'em too