You black haired mess,
you batshit catfish Danny Devito in a dress,
It's always too good to be true,
So I might as well make the most out of a liar like you.
It's serving me right I suppose,
We both know both pretending we don't.
Have you ever walked round Madison Square in an I Love London T-Shirt?
I bet you've never been there.
Have you ever walked in Trafalgar Square in an I Love New York T-Shirt?
I bet you've never been there.
I bet you've never been there, I bet you never have.
Could I care less, oh for all the wrong reasons girl you're ripping my heart from my chest.
You're such a soft centered soul, like cereal we spent too long in the bowl.
Should I be more rock and roll?
We both know we're pretending it's serving me right I suppose.
We both know both pretending we don't.
Have you ever walked round Madison square in an I Love London T-Shirt?
I bet you've never been there.
Have you ever walked in Trafalgar Square in an I Love New York T-Shirt?
I bet you've never been there.
I bet you've never been there,
In you I heart N Y C I T Y T Shirt ohhh, x2
In your t-shirt oh x4
Have you ever walked round Madison square in an I Love London T-Shirt?
I bet you've never been there. I bet you've never been there.
What you getting though you? Whatever next?
You're a bat **** catfish Danny Devito in a dress,
Whatever next? You bat **** catfish Danny Devito in a dress.
