Cereal killer
Cereal killer
Hey come on I say more dumb things before 9 a m
Than most people say all day
What
I can't find anything that I wanna eat Everything makes me nauseous
I'm telling you being pregnant is no piece of cake Oh cake
No
Honey I'm sorry
What is that smell It's coming from the bathroom
Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings
It's me It's Phoebe Listen there's something in here I want to eat
What smells so good
Ls it the shampoo It's guava No
Wait
Is it my bologna sandwich
Yes Yes Yes
I can't believe it The baby wants bologna The baby wants meat I can't eat meat
Wait
Maybe it's the pickle
What are you writing
Joshua's coming in tomorrow and since I don't have the guts to ask him out
I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket
Never go out of style
What did you throw away
Hi guys What have you guys been up to
We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum
Without me
My uncle dragged us there but it turned out to be really interesting
They were so ornate and beautiful Look at that
I don't know how museums work in England but here you're not supposed to take stuff
I got it from the gift shop
They have really lax security there
It's a joke
Anyone for more tea
No just me then
Hey Ringo
Every time Emily's around you talk like her Would you please cut it out
I think you like it
I think you can't resist me when I do it
You want to eat me up like a cream pumpy
What All right look I don't know all the words
Right I've got to be off I'll see you Bye bye then
Bye bye then
You guys seem to be having a good time
She is amazing and she's so much fun
And you know what When I'm with her I'm fun
I do things like run off to Vermont 56 00:03:55400 00:03:58230 and you guys saw the doorknob
I even signed up for helicopter classes
She's leaving in two days I don't have to do it
Two days You must be bummed
Hey that's what all my relationships are like
Yes but in Ross' case they both know in two weeks that's it 2
Pheebs Hello Hello
No I know Yeah
So the baby is totally craving meat
I tried tricking it and I made it a soy burger so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat
And I got nauseous
Maybe that's because soy burgers suck
But I'm no obstetrician
Being pregnant is hard on your tummy
At least you got that cool pregnant lady glow
That's sweat You throw up all morning you'll have that glow too
Okay
Here's that trench coat that you wanted Great
It's comfortable
You could really flash somebody in this
No They don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store
Why not
Well because
We get a lot of
They ruin it for everybody
I know
I wore that sweater on a date last night
It was the first date since the divorce
Congratulations So do you love her
She's nice but it made me realize
I'm just not ready to be dating
That's interesting
What was that Just an anti theft device
Then what's this
You need that too because a thief could just tear this up
We have to have a party in five minutes so everybody cancel your plans 5
What's going on
We have to have a bon voyage party for Emily
But it's actually for Joshua
That sucks Nobody's ever thrown me a bon voyage Emily party
He said he's not ready to date
So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work
And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him
As much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him
Emily and I won't be here She's gonna come by to say goodbye
And then I've got a special evening planned Sorry No party
Hello Surprise
Surprise
No one's thrown me a surprise party before
Well it was all Ross' idea
You're so sweet
And I'm so surprised
You didn't know
Why are you over here if Joshua's over there
I'm trying to play hard to get
Quick He's looking Say something funny
Like what
What's so funny
I saidLike what
Now that's a thinker
This playing hard to get thing is not working
Hand me those cherries
Care for a cherry No thanks
I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue
You okay
You all right
We should probably get going soon
But the party's just getting started
We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes 15
Then The Plaza for dinner
So why did you plan a party at the same time
Actually American surprise parties are very short
It's usuallySurprise ThenMy God I'm so surprised Bye
Ross I'm having such a great time
Your sister told me that you used to dress up like old ladies
And host make believe tea parties
Monica said that did she
Did she tell you that when she was little
She was partially responsible for new legislation
Regulating the strength of swing sets
Then what are you going to put on top of that
A little salami Oh yeah
What goes on top of the salami
Pastrami
You're a genius
Give me a hand with the zipper
Up
You changed I decided I needed my lucky dress
Lucky means more cleavage lt does for me
Look at him He's so cute
I just want to grab him and kiss him
How could I kiss him without him knowing I like him
I know how you can get him Take off your bra
What
This scene in Footloose Flashdance
Yeah With that plumber girl A welder
Were you like in the movie
She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve
Very ***y And classy
Or you could use mistletoe It's not Christmas
Spin the bottle He's not 11
Thank you so much for this It was so thoughtful of you
You're leaving
We have something we have to get to I'm gonna take off too
You can't leave yet You have to stay
We've got the whole big thing planned
What big thing
Spin the bottle works like this：I spin the bottle
Lands on Gunther so I would have to kiss Gunther
All right
Who wants to go first
I'll go
Welcome to America
Oh my God
Two in a row You gotta use your tongues now
All right
What are the odds
That's enough
Let's let someone else play
If you didn't want to play then why'd you come to the party
All right I'll go
Somebody loose Somebody loose
Story of my life
Story of my father's life
Okay my turn
Look at that
Oh my God
The baby just kicked
It's okay It's okay If it kicked once it'll kick again
Everybody just remember where they were sitting
It was a bug
It doesn't matter how much I'm craving it
You know why I'm never gonna eat meat Because it's cold blooded murder
Okay
There's a Phoebe on my sandwich
What are you doing
I can't help it
I need the meat The baby needs the meat
You know when you're dating someone
And you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot
Totally
This is the same kind of deal
If you're gonna do something wrong
Do it right
I'll be back in a minute Okay
What are you doing to me
I'm trying to get Emily out of here and you keep talking to her
Being all interesting and making her laugh
I don't want you to be funny anymore
Rachel wants me to be funny you don't want me to be funny
From now on I'm gonna be funny sometimes and not funny others
You feel better now
Yeah but at what cost
Six more months three meals a day
I am going to eat like you know millions of cows
Mommy cows daddy cows baby cows
No No I will never eat baby cows No veal
Oh but veal
What if I even things out for you meat wise
What I eat a lot of meat right
But suppose until the baby's born I laid off it
No extra animals would die You'd be eating my animals
I can't believe you'd do that for me
Absolutely I could be a vegetarian
There's no meat in beer right
We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for our check right away
We can't go now Rachel is going to put on a skit
Oh my God Have you lost your mind
I am finally thinking clearly
My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me
But for four years this baby never missed 4
Wait I can't let
Actually I want to see what happens
Nice costume
Well I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer
Ready Okay
Give me an E E E
Give me an M M M
Give me an I I I
Give me an L L L
Give me a Y Y Y
What do you get
Emily Emily
That's me as a cheerleader
I loosened a tooth It's no big deal I have a dentist
I'll put some ice on it Excuse me
What do I do now I think you're done
Time to take off the bra
That was really great
But I gotta take off
Take the bra off
Let's go get your coat
Rachel's my girlfriend
So this was really fun
Yeah it was real fun
You know this bra
Is really bothering me
This used to be my bedroom
A lot of memories in here Lot of memories
If these walls could talk they'd say：
Want to hear some memories
Need a hand
I got this all under control
You really don't seem like you do
God Forget it
This is not how this was supposed to happen
What was supposed to happen
Can you not look at me when I say this
I thought that if I could get you here
I could seduce you
Excuse me Seduce you
I don't wear suits to work
And I bought six of them from you
I'm sorry I thought you needed them
My point is I kept coming back because I wanted to see you
Why Because I like you
You like me
I mean you're beautiful and smart and sophisticated
A lot of this isn't based on tonight
But you like me
I can't believe this All this time I liked you and you liked me
But No but
But is never good Let's leave it at l like you and you like me
Okay However No that's a fancy but
My marriage like just ended
And I'm really not ready to get into anything yet
But
I'm sorry I just need a little time
Okay
There you are I was looking for you
Joshua's gone so you and Emily are free to go
It's okay
She's still in there enjoying her fake party
It's too late to do the stuff I had planned
I'm sorry I ruined your evening
Yeah
If it makes you feel any better I made a fool of myself
Helps a little
Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser
Have a seat
I'm so sorry It's okay
It was just a two week thing anyway 2
I just didn't want it to end this way
Or maybe you didn't want it to end
What do you mean
You seem to really like her
I really do
But what am I going to do We agreed it'd be a two week thing 2
No commitment
That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends
Asking to hear stories about you
Iooking through Monica's photo albums
You don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks 2
You think
You've got 14 hours until she has to be at the airport 14
And you're sitting here in a hallway
With a 28 year old cheerleader with a fat lip 28
You're right
Thanks
What photo album was it
I don't know It was you and a bunch of albino kids
Oh my God Those weren't albino kids
That was computer camp
You're a pathetic loser right Oh yeah
Sit
Hi
Oh my God Joshua
Look
All those things I said about not being ready
They're not true They're all true
But
I love that but
Do you want to go inside and get some coffee
Okay
Every time
What do you got there Pastrami
You know what goes good with that Corned beef
I was going to say bologna But that's better
How about that smoked turkey Okay
Oh mama
When is the baby due Six months
If a cow died of natural causes I could have one of those right
Not if I get there first
