[00:00.00]King Of Cats Itchy & Scratchy Medley - The Simpsons
[00:03.50]Dad taking the family to opening night
[00:05.30]Is the nicest thing you've ever done for us
[00:07.63]Or will ever do
[00:09.02]I can't wait to see this reimagining of
[00:12.33]Itchy & Scratchy by
[00:13.39]Avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner
[00:15.99]Hey it says here the"book" was written
[00:18.43]By Tom Stoppard This isn't a book It's a play
[00:30.51]Book
[00:31.63]Haaa mishtan aaaaaay
[00:35.85]Kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor
[00:38.97]All hail the king of the cats
[00:40.62]Sayfalooooooor sayfal ooooor
[00:52.23](gasps) They're coming down the aisles What if they
[00:54.14]Want to interact with me Looking through my purse looking
[00:58.03]Through my purse keep walking monkey
[01:00.08]Don't worry Mom they all pass by
[01:02.74]Oh thank God
[01:13.37]Itchy-Scratchy Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy
[01:15.65]Itchy-Scratchy Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy
[01:18.21]From the day you were born in the alley
[01:23.61]To the day you were hit by a car
[01:29.86]There's cream to drink and mice to eat
[01:35.13]And great big balls of yarn
[01:41.03]It's the circle
[01:44.92]The circle of—KNIFE
[01:55.53]I love the use of streamers as blood
[01:57.96]It robs the violence of its power
[02:00.27]Woo-hoo I'm drenched in"blood"
[02:09.71]I don't know why I trust him
[02:15.59]I guess some cats just never learn
[02:21.17]I feel so good when I have crushed him
[02:27.06]Or left him mangled maimed and burned
[02:32.62]I suppose it's symbiotic
[02:35.66]And perhaps a bit erotic
[02:38.94]'Cause pain is my narcotic
[02:41.75]You really liked it
[02:43.97]Yes I loved it
[02:45.14]And that's why we're always
[02:50.98]Fighting
[02:52.40]And biting
[02:53.63]And dynamite igniting
[03:03.27]Hey check it out I'm Scratcher or somethin'
[03:10.02]It's the circle
[03:14.18]The circle of knife
[03:21.38]It's the circle
[03:26.35]The circle of knife