[00:00.00]Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History
[00:00.39]Lyrics by：Nice Peter/EpicLLOYD/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin
[00:00.79]Composed by：Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin
[00:01.18]Epic Rap Battle of History
[00:04.66]J Robert Oppenheimer
[00:07.86]VS
[00:09.38]Thanos
[00:13.32]Begin
[00:13.56]I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous
[00:17.57]With bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience
[00:21.13]I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam
[00:24.73]You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb
[00:27.99]Seems you started off a chemist
[00:29.48]And on your world you were a prodigy
[00:31.37]Well that make sense 'cause your rhymes are only hot periodically
[00:35.09]Man I burned the Avengers down to embers
[00:37.02]Sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now
[00:38.82]I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
[00:42.17]Got a fist of gold when
[00:43.25]I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing
[00:45.62]Stick your tiny nuclear Jack back into your pants DrManhattan
[00:49.19]Hadron smashing all your atoms best
[00:50.81]Not collide with me when I'm rhyming
[00:52.59]'Cause you break and bleed so easy
[00:54.07]I think I'call you Oppen-hymen
[00:56.21]It's impossible to top my Oppy
[00:58.09]You just don't have the stones
[00:59.56]Apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home
[01:03.19]'Cause you slept with your firend
[01:04.47]Wife right there in your friend's bed
[01:06.81]Then got another married girl pregnant
[01:08.91]You should've gone for the head
[01:11.14]Listening to you took everything
[01:12.96]I have left after your raps I am become deaf
[01:17.71]You need a iron man for that wrinkly a*s skin
[01:20.87]And that butt butt butt butt butt butt chin
[01:24.16]Every go now
[01:25.05]Where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone
[01:26.80]Your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone
[01:28.45]You might be something in the MCU
[01:30.07]But between us who's the worst MC you
[01:31.94]Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
[01:33.68]You talk so slow Drax think you're invisible
[01:35.65]I 'cause chain reactions when
[01:36.62]I'm lyrical 'cause I've got that fissile material
[01:39.04]You were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary
[01:42.68]That yor own mother tried to make you a temporary
[01:46.20]Meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
[01:49.21]Now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5
[01:53.24]I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must
[01:56.79]You had an evil plan
[01:58.10]Thanos and it left you in the dust
[02:00.26]It must leave your enraged when you compare our talents
[02:03.86]Because in this battle there is no balance
[02:06.87]For a communist pariah you come off as awfully cocky
[02:10.38]But I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
[02:13.93]I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper
[02:17.35]Got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter
[02:21.44]You just got no answer for Fortnite's stupst dancer
[02:24.59]I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
[02:28.51]You wanna talk about death
[02:29.57]How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
[02:31.92]I'm the destroyer of worlds
[02:33.32]You got your not handed to you by a Squrriel girl
[02:35.72]We're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
[02:38.82]I'll finish this like Ant-Man
[02:40.79]All up in your stinky
[02:42.65]Anyone who believes that
[02:43.85]Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap
[02:48.67]Oh snap
[02:50.00]Who won
[02:51.81]Who's next
[02:53.45]You decide
[02:55.73]Epic