I was looking at you from the back of the room
But you didn't notice me and you picked up your house phone
And I heard you tell a friend that you thought you were in love with me
And I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me
And I didn't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone
I had ever met before and I thought you were a beauty
And I wanted to be your friend
And I wanted to hold your hand
But I didn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed
You know
I am good for no one
And you're the perfect woman
I am good for no one
And you're the perfect woman
Then you told me we had some chemistry and I ran away and I scared the shit
Out of two little brit kids who called me a freak and went looking for their dads
And then I panicked like a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning
I thought I would never make it home again or even make it through the season
And then I rushed to Seven Sisters and I met the magic rabbi there
And he called me by my sweet name and he took me in his magic cave
And then he told me the mission that G.d had planned for me he said
"Take a plane to Brazil and find some good rocks there baby
and then bring them back in your guitar case and sell them twice the price you paid
and then you'll buy her a house in some place warm
and then you'll love her 'till the day she dies" and I was like
G.d come on give me a break
I ain't going anywhere with her you know
You know
I am good for no one
And you're the perfect woman
I am good for no one
And you're the perfect woman
