Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh
Don't worry about us hakay
How many smokers do we have here tonight
Smokers
Smattering of acknowledgment
Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at
Will hah
Cough hack wheeze
Thank you guys
That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this
How many non smokers do we have here tonight
Non smokers
Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they
Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking
If I didn't think I'd become one of them
The worst kind of non smokers are the ones
Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya
I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke
T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day
And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived
With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off
And your mom sat on it at the last second
Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel
I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus
Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks
Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem
Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist
I'll smoke I'll cough
I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America
People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke
It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke
That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke
And that's not good smoke just
Because it came out of you
Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit
If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets
Coming yer way Ya understand this
I'm f**king tense Alright
Thank you I've been on a
Flying saucer tour for three months ok
Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig
I love when people in New York City
Complain about your smoking
I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep
In dog links straddling a dead guy you know
Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance
Of nature here
Oh this is bothering you oh
I'm sorry let me go over here
To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere
We go Restore New York to that pristine state
We know it exists inif it
Weren't for my godawful cigarette
How much do you smoke a day dude
Pack and a half you little puss
Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us
Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill
I go through two lighters a day
Dude I'm starting to feel it
Uhh s**t But I do have this big fear right
Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years
From now going
Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right
Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something
If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck
I'd think about Quitting
I would And that's just me you know
See once again I'm not being stringent
With the rule of thumb
What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon
General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning
Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it
Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones
That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah
Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights
What the f**k do I care
Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide
Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so
See I smoke I don't drink I don't do d**gs
You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can
