It's a Condo Not A House (Explicit)

Take her to church, Bee-High Quee Choi!

Don’t flatter yourself, Shannon

It’s a condo not a house (What the?)

Cuz this modest home where we’re standin’

It’s a condo not a house (Okay)

I hate to spoil your satisfaction

But your address has a fraction (Oh, okay)

Cuz you’re living in a condo, not a house, not a house

Got no basement, got no yard

It’s a condo, not a house

Just a half-wit security guard (Okay)

It’s a condo, not a house

It’s a single mom empty nest

With a view of a CVS

Yes, it’s definitely a condo, not a house, not a house

We’re all tryin’ to do our best

And we all want a little bit more

But Shannon, girl, don’t kid yourself

Your roof is someone’s floor

Community pools and screaming babies

Parking passes and HOA fees,

Cuz you’re living in a condo, not a house

Yes, it’s definitely a condo, not a house

Girl, you’re living in a condo, not a house