I Think I Farted - Taryn Southern
We're at a party I'm feeling fart y
So I say I need to make a phone call
I look around and without a sound
I quietly fart on the wall
I think I'm in the clear until you appear
There's no where for me to hide
You say what's that smell it stinks like hell
As if a small animal just died
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohoooh
I think I farted on a wall
I think I farted on a wall
I think I farted on a wall
I think I farted
You're fast asleep when I feel one creep
I try to keep it inside the bed
Like a good wine that ages with time
It's rotten and it's startin' to spread
You wake up in fear that a fire is near
From the smell of my own dutch oven
With no one else to frame I take the blame
You can't believe it's been me the whole time
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted in the bed
I think I farted in the bed
I think I farted in the bed
I think I farted
On the couch on the wall on the table on the floor
Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core
I'm a lady on the street but I'll smoke up the bed
Just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead
No matter how hard I pray
My gas won't go away
I know that it's not okay
But please please don't say goodbye
I know that most girls try
To keep their flatulance inside
But I can't lie
I need a man
Who knows I pass a lot of gass
That smells like ahas
And it's here to last for infinity and beyond
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted on a wall
I think I farted on a bed
I think I farted on a TV
I think I farted
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted
I'm a cat
I think I farted
I'm a make cat
I think I farted
On the foot way mike longin'
Farted
