Zombie Stomp

They called me in the morning

Said there's trouble on the rise

The dead are gettin' restless

And they're lookin' for a prize

I grabbed my bat and shotgun

Headed to the shore

Gonna teach these zombie fools

What the human life's for

They shuffle, they stumble

But they don't got a clue

Messin' with the wrong man

Now they're catchin' two

I got moves like a killer

Rhythm like a drum

Gonna show these deadbeats

Where I'm really from

Zombie stomp

I'm the king of the grave

One step, two step

Send 'em to their cave

Brains on the menu

But they won't get mine

It's a battle on the island

In the bright sunshine!

I saw 'em at the poolside

Chillin' in the sun

Thought they could take a bite

Well now they better run

Got my machete ready

Swingin' left and right

Gonna send 'em packin'

Back into the night

They groan and they moan

But they don't stand a chance

I'm the undead slayer

Time for my dance

With my boots in the sand

And my aim on point

Gonna show these zombies

Who runs this joint

Zombie stomp

I'm the king of the grave

One step, two step

Send 'em to their cave

Brains on the menu

But they won't get mine

It's a battle on the island

In the bright sunshine!

Sun's goin' down

But the fight's just begun

Got a horde in the alley

But I'm not done

They can try all they want

But they won't get me

I'm the last man standin'

Come and see!

Zombie stomp

I'm the king of the grave

One step, two step

Send 'em to their cave

Brains on the menu

But they won't get mine

It's a battle on the island

In the bright sunshine!

Zombie stomp

Feel the ground shake

One swing, two swing

Watch 'em all break

I'm the reaper on the island

Slayin' every night

Gonna send these zombies off

Back into the light!