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Dogday: Good morning! Good morning!
Baba Chops: Ugh...
It's not raining again...
Stupid sun...
Why does everything around here have to be so bright and happy?
At this rate, I'll *NEVER* be heartbreakingly tormented like my idols Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent Price, and the ediutors of"Gothic Goat Magazine"...
...No!
*ANYONE* can be miserable!
I just need to look on the *DARK* side of life!
What an awful day...
What an awful day to be alive...
What an awful way...
What an awful way to survive...
The torment and despair, to know nobody cares
To know nobody knows I'm there...
All alone in bed...
All alone to ponder I'm alone laying on my head...
Laying on my cursed throne I'm sealed inside my tomb, too far to exhume from the door all the way across the room...
Others: DROP THE GLOOM!
Baba Chops: GUUUUYS!
Simon Smoke: Aww, shut up!
This door ain't that far!
Touille: I use it all the time!
Poe: Don't let this dump be your graveyard...
Icky Licky: Or I'll squirt you with my slime!
Rabie Baby: Such bland and vhiny gab you spout!
Allister Gator: You should give it a rest...
Maggie Mako: Just bite your tougue and come on out!
Others: STOP ACTING FAKE DEPRESSED!
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Maggie Mako: If you were actually sad...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Touille: We'd let you rest in your pad!
R&P&M: BOO-HOO-HOO!
Allister Gator: But why fake feelin' bad?
T&I&S: WOMP WOMP WOOMP...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Icky Licky: 'Cause if you push us away...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Rabie Baby: Act like you don't wanna play
R&P&M: BOO-HOO-HOO!
Others: WE MIGHT GIVE UP ONE DAY!
Simon Smoke: So, come on! What do you say?
Baba Chops: I mean, I *could* come out, but...
No, my disgusting misery will ruin your fun...
Icky Licky: We're all disgusting, Baba...
Touille: That's what a Nightmare Critter's all about!
Simon Smoke: That and missing with those Fuzzy-Wuzzy"Smiling Critters"...
Poe: You should join us or something...
Baba Chops: I don't deserve to...
Allister Gator: Well, you heard her, creeper crew.
Have fun... I'm a chill here.
Baba Chops: Oh no you don't!
Get out of my room and let me ruminate!
(See you later, Allister Gator~)
Ugh...
Stupid caring friends trying to make me feel better...
Think, Baba!
How can I feel *worse?*
Wait...
I've got it!
What an awful pain...
What an awful pain I'm sure to feel deep inside my vein...
Deep inside my vein, cold steel will make a mighty hole
out of my control piercing through my very soul...
The needle tears my skin...
Once a year when I get my flu shot
let the pain begin...
Let the pain work in remind me of my darkest thoughts
Of the hurt I've got
'Tis my fate to sit and bleed and rot...
Others: NO, IT'S NOT!
Baba Chops: Come on!
Allister Gator: You're tryin' too hard to feel sad!
Rabie Baby: I can hear your desperate pleas...
Touille: A little prick is not that bad!
Simon Smoke: Yeah, that's what folks call me!
Icky Licky: Don't make me drag you by the wrist!
Poe: Grow up and leave your nest...
Maggie Mako: I'm messing second lunch for this...
Others: STOP ACTING FAKE DEPRESSED!
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Poe: If you were actually harmed...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Rabie Baby: By a bite on the arm...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO-HOO!
Baba Chops: I would sound the alarms!
T&I&S: WOMP WOMP WOOMP...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Allister Gator: But if you chase the appeal...
R&P&M: BOO-HOO!
Icky Licky: Of a pain you don't feel...
Others: BOO-HOO-HOO!
YOU MIGHT GET HURT FOR REAL!
Simon Smoke: So skip the sad-sack spiel...
Baba Chops: But I *always* get the shot!
And it *always* hurt for two whole seconds!
How could *anyone* cope with *guaranteed* future pain?
Maggie Mako: Why don't you just *eat* your feelings?
Icky Licky: Or blame someone else?
Rabie Baby: Or distract yourself with Juicy Gossip?
Baba Chops: 'Cause I'm, uh... so sad I can't even remember how to smile!
（The atmosphere suddenly turned awkward...)
Simon Smoke: Really?
Baba Chops: Yeah?
(Baba was so scared that she broke out in a cold sweat)
Simon Smoke: Well, nothin' *we* can do about that.
Later, Baba.
Poe: Hmm, but what if...
Baba: (Off you go, Little Poe!)
Finally, some peace and quiet...
Allister Gator: I know, right?
Baba: GET OUT!!!
(So long, lay-downer)
(Here comes the sun)
DAUGH!!!
The burning light, it stings!
This creature of the night can't handle sunny things that glimmer blinding bright!
But it looks... kind of nice...
There's lot of space to play...
Maybe I'll roll the dice and go outside today...
Poe: Hey, Baba...
I...
Simon Smoke: *I* solved your problem!
This way, *Fuzzy Wuzzies*...
Baba Chops: You didn't...
Dogday: HIYA BABA!
A little bird told me you needed some help smiling...
So all of us came running!
Kickin Chicken: Well... *almost* all of us...
Hoppy Hopscotch: Catnap's at a doctor's appoinment.
PickyPiggy: He must've forgot his apple a day!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Don't worry!
Seven Smiling Critters is still enough to sing the smiling song!
Baba Chops: You *didn't*!
Dogday: It's showtime, critter crew!
Smiling Critters: Just smile!
Baba Chops: No!
Kickin Chicken: It's super cool!
Smiling Critters: Just smile!
Baba Chops: Stop it!
Bobby BearHug: 'Cause caring rules!
Smiling Critters: Just smile!
Baba Chops: This stupid grap doesn't mean anything!
It's just noise for babies!
CUT IT OUT...
CUT IT OUT!
CUT IT OUT!!!
(Baba Chops cuts it out.)
Dogday: W-What?
Did you just...?
Craftycorn: That's... that's red...
Bobby BearHug: Someone get me a bandage, stat!
It's gonna be okay, Dogday...
We'll go home and patch you up...
Dogday: Hey, Baba?
S-Sorry I couldn't... make you smile.
Baba Chops: I... I slashed a Smiling Critter!
HAHAH!
TAKE *THAT*, YA DOE-EYED DOOFUSES!
Great thinkin', Simon!
That *really* made...
my...
(Everyone was stunned...)
day?
Simon Smoke: You... split him open!
Rabie Baby: I'd better spread the vord…
(Rabie Baby flies to safety)
Baba Chops: What's wrong?
We're the Nightmare Critters, remember?
We do nasty stuff like this all the time!
Allister Gator: Nightmare Critters don't actually *hurt* people!
Icky Licky: We just put boogers in their hair!
Touille: Or steal garbage!
Maggie Mako: Or eat 40 cakes!
Poe: You're... dangerous!
Baba Chops: Come on, guys!
It's just a little papercut!
That guy had it comin' and I feel *way* better now!
Don't wanna go... outside?
（Everyone hid outside in fear and closed the door)
It's fine. It's fine!
I'll stay in bed.
I'm better off this way...
I crossed the line, I lost my head.
Now I don't have to play!
I'm sad for real...
*That's* how it feels?
I never would of guessed...
I hope this kind of hurt can heal...
I'm done acting fake...
depressed.
