Fuck
忏悔吧
You actually crapped and peed right here in the classroom
你居然在教室随地大小便
Fuck
忏悔吧
You actually wrote their phone number in public loo
你居然把别人的电话写进公共厕所里
Fuck
忏悔吧
You actually sprayed glass fiber itch powder on them
你居然往别人身上同时撒玻璃纤维和痒痒粉
Fuck
忏悔吧
You actually put the plant in sun water
你居然把植物人放去太阳下浇水
Wait for him to grow a small sprout
等他发芽
大胃袋 气笑了 啥都想要
You actually took your roommate’s brush to scrub the loo
你居然把室友的牙刷拿去刷厕所
Then put it back right there as if nothing
然后若无其事的放回原处
Come now confess your sins
来为你的过错忏悔吧
You actually took each key cap off glued them back with super glue at random
你居然把别人的键盘每个键帽拆下来，再用强力胶水随机粘回去
You actually grew a puppy in their ash and put it in a pot
你居然在别人的骨灰里种了一株罂粟然后放在盆栽里
You actually swapped the popcorn tub with their own vomit bag at cinema
你居然在电影院偷偷把爆米花桶换成了别人的呕吐袋
You actually swapped the groom and bride growth vid for porn at their own wed
你居然在别人的婚礼上，把新娘新郎的成长视频换成了片
Shit
排泄物
Look at all the bad things that you have done right now
你看看你都做了些什么啊
Shit
排泄物
Even Satan himself would just bow down to you
撒旦看到你都得俯首称臣
Beach
沙滩
You actually dropped chili oil in their own eye drop
你居然把辣椒油滴进了别人的眼药水瓶里
Beach
沙滩
You actually watered other people’s plants
你居然帮别人浇花
with the water that was just boiled
浇的都是刚烧开的沸水
嫉妒啊 懒惰啊 炫压抑啊
Come all your own sins must now confess to me right here
一切罪行皆向我忏悔
Such just hellish extreme behavior
如此地狱的极端行为
All come to me and confess
全都来我这忏悔
You actually swapped their own coffee for dark soy and added fresh ginger
你居然把别人的咖啡换成了老抽，还加了磨碎的生姜
You actually boiled socks in hot kettle to clean and added go ji just
你居然在热水壶里煮袜子消毒，还加了枸杞
You actually put a mom and dad self vending machine at orphanage
你居然在孤儿院门口，放了一台“爸爸妈妈自助售卖机”
You actually folded their note into a paper plane and threw from roof
你居然把别人遗书叠成了纸飞机，从楼顶扔了下去
Oh lost lamb you will surely have to pay for all
your own bad deeds right now
迷途的羔羊啊，你要为你的行为付出代价
You actually pushed him when he got full combo right in the music game
你居然在别人打音游全连的时候推他一下
You actually turned all their own gacha currency to the permanent
你居然把别人的游戏抽卡资源都换成抽常驻的
All of the sins are just so truly unforgivable right now then
所有罪行皆为不可饶恕的
Let us now cut all those who did such very bad crimes in to small pieces
让我们为犯了这些罪行的人千刀万剐
Fuck
忏悔吧
