Fatal Constipation (Explicit)

Ooh well

I've been so stressed out lately

My skin is getting all dry and scaly

I'm as irritable as a bear so

Don't even think about coming near me

I've been constipated for seven days

I haven't taken a **** since Saturday

I've been constipated for seven days

So i don't wanna hear what you have to say

I've tried everything from A to Z

From laxatives to drinking tea

And the next person who tells me to drink some prune juice

Well let's just say

They're not gonna be able to chew

I've been constipated for seven days

I haven't taken a **** since Saturday

I've been constipated for seven days

So i don't wanna hear what you have to say

You see

It's not like i haven't tried

I've gone to the bathroom at least a thousand times

But it feels like my asshole is a pinhole

And the only thing that comes out is farts

I've been constipated for seven days

I haven't taken a **** since Saturday

I've been constipated for seven days

So i don't wanna hear what you have to say

I've been constipated for seven days

I haven't taken a **** since Saturday

I've been constipated for seven days

So i don't wanna hear what you have to say