[00:00.00]Army (Explicit) - Ben Folds Five
[00:00.40]Well I thought about the army
[00:03.36]Dad said Son you're f**king high
[00:06.25]And I thought
[00:07.05]Yeah there's a first for everything
[00:10.09]So I took my old man's advice
[00:12.58]Three sad semesters
[00:14.59]It was only 15 grand
[00:17.17]Spent in bed I thought about the army
[00:20.73]I dropped out and joined a band instead
[00:33.84]Grew a mustache and a mullet
[00:36.59]Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
[00:39.34]Citing artistic differences
[00:42.28]The band broke up in May
[00:44.94]And in June reformed without me
[00:47.69]And they got a different name
[00:50.13]I nuked another Grandma's apple pie
[00:53.26]And hung my head in shame no
[01:00.79]Been thinking a lot today
[01:06.72]Been thinking a lot today
[01:12.93]Oh think I'll write a screenplay
[01:18.32]Oh think I'll take you to LA
[01:23.70]Oh think I'll get it done yesterday
[01:29.78]Aw s**t
[02:28.87]In this time of introspection
[02:31.82]On the eve of my election
[02:34.50]I say to my reflection
[02:37.13]God please spare me more rejection
[02:39.71]'Cause my peers they criticize me
[02:42.83]And my ex-wives all despise me
[02:45.45]Try to put it all behind me
[02:48.13]But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
[02:56.28]Thinking a lot today
[03:01.61]Been thinking a lot today
[03:07.10]Been thinking a lot today
[03:12.78]I thought about the army