How To Be Unhappy

You should never be smiling

And try to complain about everything

And when you look on the horizon

You gotta see tragical things coming

Always look on the negative

Unfriendy, dark side of life

Never be grateful for the things

That are alright

That's how to be unhappy, happy, happy

And make your life crappy, crappy, crappy

You can be unhappy, happy, happy

If that's what you want

Never follow your heart

And let the doubts of your mind tear you apart

And also suppress what you feel

And if you really want misery here's the deal

Take all of your good memories

And throw them into the trash

Make sure that every

Positive thoughts gonna crash

That's how to be unhappy, happy, happy

And make your life crappy, crappy, crappy

You can be unhappy, happy, happy

If that's what you want