Drunk Locals Only

10 beers deep in a watering hole, my eyes are glowing red,

Bathroom bump and a couple of shots that went right to my head,

I’ve never seen this place before, but I feel like I am home,

Barkeep points to a hidden door and it’s down the rabbit hole,

Drunk locals only,

The way it’s always been,

Where they already know you,

Down in a den of sin,

“You ain’t from around here, boy”, I said with a blacktooth grin,

Whatever is your pleasure, boy, you’ll never leave here again,

I poured a drink and kissed his lips till his eyes rolled back in his head,

But that’s just how we like’em here, we party till we’re dead,

Drunk locals only, The way it’s always been,

Where they already know you,

Down in a den of sin,