This Staff Meeting Could Have Been an Email

This staff meeting could have been an email

I could be marking, planning or back at home with a cocktail!

You say it's"important", it's"strategic" and"key"

But it feels like admin for admin's sake to me

You really don't have to talk us through every little detail.

Oh this staff meeting could have been an email.

We're told there's a brand new way to teach

But it's the same as last term—just on a new spread sheet.

The form looks the same, just a different format

Another great way to waste hours I won't get back.

This staff meeting could have been an email

I could be marking, planning or back at home with a cocktail!

You say it's"transformative","pivotal stuff"

But honestly, I think we've all had enough

You really don't have to talk us through every little detail.

Oh this staff meeting could have been an email.

If I hear the words"summative" or"formative" again

I might just spontaneously burst into flames.

Not everything has to be a diagnostic deep-dive.

Sometimes a quick email will suffice.

This staff meeting could have been an email

This staff meeting could have been an email

This staff meeting could have been an email