If I Had Someone To Cheat On - Moe Bandy
I'm not here just drinking
Someone's
Mem'ry away
But I wish I had someone
I could leave so I could stay
I'm not the kind who runs around
And cheats on his wife
If I had someone to cheat on
I'd go home tonight
I don't like this honky tonking
Drinkin' all the time
But I wish I had someone
I was drinkin' off my mind
If I had someone to do wrong
I only do her right
'Cause if I had someone to cheat on
I'd go home tonight
There's nobody home
Waiting for me
No one to hold
When I turn out
The lights
Once I knew a man who cheated
Threw away his life
Now if I had someone to cheat on
I'd go home tonight
If I had someone to cheat on
I'd go home tonight tonight